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    Debate: Billszone.com President??

    What do you think? Isnt it about time I get nominated as Zone president?

    I mean lets get the **** on the ball already.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
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    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Well....what is your platform?

    What is your stance on illegal immigration? Taxes? The war in Iraq? The Patriot Act? Abortion?

    What can you do to improve my Zone experience if you are elected?


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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Quote Originally Posted by shelby
    Well....what is your platform?

    What is your stance on illegal immigration? Taxes? The war in Iraq? The Patriot Act? Abortion?

    What can you do to improve my Zone experience if you are elected?
    If I get elected I will relieve you of your moderator duties for 2 days a week allowing you to spend more time with Jack Terry or your new toy.

    My stance on illegal immigration is simple, you must bring something to the country that makes it better and women must have at least a C-cup.

    Abortion is legal as long as their is consent by BOTH parties. You screwed your way into this situation now you need to figure it out together. If you choose to have an abortion and its not due to birth defects or rape. You must attend a how to not be a dumbass course.

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Are resident A cups grandfathered in, or are you planning on kicking us out of the Zone?

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Quote Originally Posted by shelby
    Are resident A cups grandfathered in, or are you planning on kicking us out of the Zone?
    No Amnesty!!!

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Quote Originally Posted by shelby
    Are resident A cups grandfathered in, or are you planning on kicking us out of the Zone?
    You're not illegal. Flat chested citizens are welcomed.

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    What do you plan to do about the unfair tax on Zone Bucks?
    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.



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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    I will not support a President you fails to use punctuation.

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Quote Originally Posted by MBBedard
    My stance on illegal immigration is simple, you must bring something to the country that makes it better and women must have at least a C-cup.
    well that solidified it! you got my vote
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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    wait.. does that mean you will need an official secretary of cup measurement? if so i nominate myself!

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Quote Originally Posted by northernbillfan
    What do you plan to do about the unfair tax on Zone Bucks?
    yes, the ****ing tax pisses me the **** off.

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    The tax on zonebux will stand, however it will be cycled back into the zone by giving out awards for top posters and original zoners!

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    I will not support a President you fails to use punctuation.
    My mind is more occupied with crucial zone matters!

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    What is your definition of an original Zoner?

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Quote Originally Posted by MBBedard
    My mind is more occupied with crucial zone matters!
    That is Bush's excuse also and everybody thinks he is a dumb ass.

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Zoners who bring original thoughts and ideas!

    However original zoners will be crucial to the development and foward progress of the zone!

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    Quote Originally Posted by MBBedard
    What do you think? Isnt it about time I get nominated as Zone president?

    I mean lets get the **** on the ball already.



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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    I think we need a women President. I nominate Shelby for the *****y Party.

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    I have clearly already won shelbys vote.

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    Re: Come On Zone!?

    She can be swayed. She is easy.

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