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Who needs a good running mate in the campaign to be Zone President?
I would like to offer my services as your running mate. What do I bring to the table you ask?
The first and main thing I bring to the table is stability. I have been a netizen of the Zone since it inception when we broke free from that communist regime many years ago. I have longevity and that's what important to a running mate. And I don't mean the kind of longevity Devin is familiar with in the movies he so succinctly reviews.
I have several things I can bring to the table such as unlimited rep to help sway the voters. If you want to offer up all the rep the people of the Zone can handle, then I am your man. We can get anyone into the green as long as it's a popular move with the other netizens of the Zone.
I can also offer unlimited Zone Bucks. These will be needed to sway votes, er I mean to offer campaign promises and perks for Zoners. While we are talking about ZBs, I can get Fat Tony to take care of the miscreants who may be running a smear campaign. When LOG ran for this position years ago FT took care of his opponent. We don't even speak of CreeMoreDrinker anymore.
No we get to the topic that's on everyone's mind, how do you handle the voting? Will you be a good scrutineer? How can you be sure all votes will count? Well to answer those questions all I can say is you won't be disappointed in having me as your running mate. Not only will I ensure ALL netizens of the Zone vote, but that they vote for you. Florida was nothing compared to how this can happen.
If you want a good campaign then I will be a good addition to your team. To show I am serious, I will donate 1 million ZBs to help you start your campaign.
So what says you?
Do you want 2008 to be known as the year of __________ and nbf?
The netizens of the Zone will recognize that we will be one strong partnership that will not falter.
Oh and free Canadian Beer to everyone who works on the campaign.
I would like to offer my services as your running mate. What do I bring to the table you ask?
The first and main thing I bring to the table is stability. I have been a netizen of the Zone since it inception when we broke free from that communist regime many years ago. I have longevity and that's what important to a running mate. And I don't mean the kind of longevity Devin is familiar with in the movies he so succinctly reviews.
I have several things I can bring to the table such as unlimited rep to help sway the voters. If you want to offer up all the rep the people of the Zone can handle, then I am your man. We can get anyone into the green as long as it's a popular move with the other netizens of the Zone.
I can also offer unlimited Zone Bucks. These will be needed to sway votes, er I mean to offer campaign promises and perks for Zoners. While we are talking about ZBs, I can get Fat Tony to take care of the miscreants who may be running a smear campaign. When LOG ran for this position years ago FT took care of his opponent. We don't even speak of CreeMoreDrinker anymore.
No we get to the topic that's on everyone's mind, how do you handle the voting? Will you be a good scrutineer? How can you be sure all votes will count? Well to answer those questions all I can say is you won't be disappointed in having me as your running mate. Not only will I ensure ALL netizens of the Zone vote, but that they vote for you. Florida was nothing compared to how this can happen.
If you want a good campaign then I will be a good addition to your team. To show I am serious, I will donate 1 million ZBs to help you start your campaign.
So what says you?
Do you want 2008 to be known as the year of __________ and nbf?
The netizens of the Zone will recognize that we will be one strong partnership that will not falter.
Oh and free Canadian Beer to everyone who works on the campaign.
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