Originally Posted by
jfreeman
Good question I'm glad you asked MBB, allow the best candidate to elaborate.
Drunken tom foolery is at a controllable 45% according to my latest research. This is unnacceptable. If elected, I have put forth a plan that institutes all zoners posting from the hours of 12 midnight through 7am on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday along with state, federal, and personal Holidays to be no lower than .12 on the BAC scale. This number indicates a high level of creativity. Along with a solid interest rate in the BZ bank and the policing of new-comer-do-nothings, we can make this a better, more safe environment for the local drunk simply looking to post a good time.