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    If Dozer ran for Prez

    Val would be the first lady of the Zone.

    That alone might get him votes.
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    Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

    The Mexican & too!!

    - Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -

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    Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

    Valid point!


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    Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

    i am running for prez (i really don't know how or why) but that subjects several fine gadabouts to the possibilty of being the "first lady" of internet message boarding-ing.

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    Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

    You could be like JFK and sleep with all kinds of beautiful famous women!
    Or be like Bill Clinton and get serviced in your oval office by a chunky intern!
    Think of the possibilities!

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    Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

    Quote Originally Posted by shelby
    You could be like JFK and sleep with all kinds of beautiful famous women!
    Or be like Bill Clinton and get serviced in your oval office by a chunky intern!
    Think of the possibilities!
    i need no political post to accomplish these feats...

    rusty has been retired for quite some time. enter.... the ORANGE CRUSH(ER)

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    I'd be tough on zoner crime. Valerie is still mad at me for giving her warning points last week for circumventing the filter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dozerdog
    I'd be tough on zoner crime. Valerie is still mad at me for giving her warning points last week for circumventing the filter
    Angry sex!

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    More like NO SEX!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dozerdog
    I'd be tough on zoner crime. Valerie is still mad at me for giving her warning points last week for circumventing the filter
    Thats awesome! I neg Julie all the time! Got to keep the women in line, way to be dozer.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Valerie
    More like NO SEX!
    I agree Valerie! **** him!

    I mean, **** him!

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    Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

    Quote Originally Posted by northernbillfan
    Val would be the first lady of the Zone.

    That alone might get him votes.
    I'd vote against him with all 30 or so of my aliases.

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