~The PC Times 11:54 est
As reported earlier, jfreeman wasn't too thrilled when he was stabbed in the back by a long time friend who threw his support towards MBB. If you thought his hair was red before, it practically caught on fire when he vented in the NO-TOS. Some people really thought that he might commit suicide. But thankfully, he's still here with us today. Can you imagine his inards when he was informed that the man sitting next to him (see photo) was not Devin at all, but an imposter?
An inside source claims that jfreeman was there to sway Devin into being his Vice President. But even the imposter preferred beer & pussy.
So, what will jfreeman do next? The truth is, jfreeman isn't the fuming maniac that rumors might lead you to believe. He's actually pretty mysterious and he may just surprise you with who he really wants for his running mate. Well, this reporter is in total suspense, but promise to immediately report any breaking news that I receive on this issue!
~The PC Times