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    Arrow The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    ~March 13, 9:27 am est.

    The PC Times is looking for the right individual to join our media staff. We are seeking a qualified person to help us cover the zone's first Presidential Campaign. You must present excellent grammar skills, be completely unbiased, and be able to search forums in lightning mode, as the elections are just days away. Please send your application to:
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    Thank You,
    Deptartment of Human Resources, TPCT.

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    Re: The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    I'm extremely unbiased

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    Re: The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    me too.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
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    Re: The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    Well obviously you won't be able to get any of the candidates or their cabinet. So who is going to be left that has good grammar skills?
    BERNIAC!

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    TPCT apologizes for not including the fact that we pay good wages.
    And obviously, there are those who don't even care about this election, nor do they have any intention of voting.
    Thanks.
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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    Re: The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    I regret that i cannot apply to join your PC Times team

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    Re: The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dude
    If you're serious, you're hired. I'll send you your first assignment.

    However, a pm box was given for you to you apply in privacy, so that nobody whines.

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    Re: The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    I wasn't applying, I was just saying hi.

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    Re: The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    Besides, what't the point of applying in private if I were to publish my articles?

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    Re: The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    How much is good wages?

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    Re: The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    Quote Originally Posted by mybills
    ~March 13, 9:27 am est.

    The PC Times is looking for the right individual to join our media staff. We are seeking a qualified person to help us cover the zone's first Presidential Campaign. You must present excellent grammar skills, be completely unbiased, and be able to search forums in lightning mode, as the elections are just days away. Please send your application to:
    mybills
    PM BOX # 81
    Billszone, USA

    Thank You,
    Deptartment of Human Resources, TPCT.
    I guess good spelling is optional.

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    Re: The PC Times is Now Hiring!

    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    I guess good spelling is optional.
    Why yes, yes it is.

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