I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Wow, good thing we decided to drag this out into a formal process...
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Yeah, 4-5 weeks might be a little much...
Go Mike!
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BERNIAC!
I am sure things will pick up soon
Official announcements of campaign parties should liven things up a bit I imagine, but stretching this out is just going to make it wear very thin I'm afraid.
What's the whole point of it?
For Bedard to become president while the rest of us try not to finish last.
And the point of being president?Originally Posted by Dujek
You get to be a mod and win other stuff. It's in the rules.
Mod status and Zone president tag under your username.Originally Posted by TacklingDummy
and a Nestle Crunch Bar !!!!
Now I'm really glad I entered!Originally Posted by L.A. Playa
Oh thanks, didn't read the rules.Originally Posted by Dujek
Originally Posted by Dujek
He seems like he's getting nervous, he may blow the election.
I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!
I like Mike? I didn't know Mikey was running.
In the end, there are only three liberal archetypes: The fools, the beneficiaries and the crooks.
"If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day, but if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life"Optyimus Ignorus Realityious!
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
- John F. Kennedy, January 20, 1961
To live in the presence of great truths and eternal laws,
to be led by permanent ideals -
that is what keeps a man patient
when the world ignores him,
and calm and unspoiled when the world praises him. -- Honore De Balzac
Have you seen him? Clearly running aint his thing.Originally Posted by Bufftp
Your his campaign manager? You need to refine the campaigns messaging. Poor Mikey he has un uphill battle.Originally Posted by MBBedard
That is a low blow, Mr. Beddard.Originally Posted by MBBedard
You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
It was a 4 out of 10 on the funny scale.Originally Posted by Gunzlingr
You love yourself, we get it.