Tired of incessant whining?
Had it with Drunken Stupors from your elected leaders?
Tired of has beens and never was'
I am your guy.
As an independant I am free of the ties that bind the other candidates. I am not married to any political or football interest groups nor a bottle. I know what is right and what is wrong, I don't need a lobbyist or Larry Quinn to tell me.
I believe in nuking Canada, just for ****** with the Bills.
Vote for me and I will make all of your wildest dreams come true.
Sincerely,
Lawesome97
The man who put I in Independant.