I want to thank all my fellow zoners who have already supported and encouraged my run for office.
I am honored to be a candidate for this election, I am a man of the people and have chosen to run to represent those who have wants and needs and to champion their cries for change.
The Zone is at a critical crossroads, much like our world there are many issues that are effecting our everyday lives and the members of the Zone need a leader who is strong, compassionate, an educated professional, fair, loving and with a sense of humor.
I am proud to announce that my running mate, Northernbillfan, an Admin known for his tough yet fair approach and also a Zone fixture that will be a trusted advisor in my quest.
Also, Draftboy a longtime Mod of the Zone and political expert is my Chief of Staff. He adds his experience as a Mod with his practical and educational background in politics.
My Campaign Manager, Devin, is also an Admin of the Zone and one of the most loved Zoners. He will provide much wisdom in running the campaign
Finally last but certainly not least my Director of Media, MadBomber, adds his vast experience with media and wisdom and experience to my campaign.
I feel my team is far and away the best team possible and is filled with, charisma, knowledge, experience and the independant spirit needed to represent all Zoners and Unite and make the Zone a better place.
I will listen to all Zoner concerns and address each and present to the Admin staff, having 2 Admins on my staff makes the consulting process in decision making to make realistic change possible.
My record shows I will fight for my fellow Zoners and go the extra mile to meet their needs on and off the board. My well known tale of getting Mikey is an example I sacrificed my evening for the better of getting Mikey laid and if not for another party the mission would have been accomplished. I will also meet this goal with success when Mikey comes to Los Angeles. Mikey can also attain I have coached him several times in private for him to attempt to succesfully meet this goal on his own.
I also have experience as Mod on another site so I already know how to be fair and meet the needs of all members, Devin can attest to this experience.
I am a proven winner and competitor, in the past I have won the Big Money Fantasy Football league, in the defunct BZFL I served as Interm Commissioner and went 19-0 and was League Champion.
In reality I can't provide "Pussy and Free Beer" for all, but wouldn't this world be a better place if I could. Many Zoners can attest that I have said if in LA call me I we will hang out and I will show you areound and buy you a drink.
My hospitality is unmatched, being in a large metropolitan my connections are unmatched, my experience as a leader is unmatched and my team is second to none.
So in conclusion, I say we can make a difference we can usher in a new and great era of the Zone, we can be a the positive force of change and we will do this together.
Vote for Change. Vote for experience. Vote for a proven winner!!
L.A. PLAYA/NBF '08
Originally Posted by Earthquake Enyart
