Let's face it. Log and Dozer are pretty nice guys. Most of you have met at least one of them. But they are too nice. They have let a lot of guys into the inner circle here in the spirit of growing the business. But let's face facts. A few of them really turned out to be douche bags. It got so bad for Log and Dozer that for a while there they both pretty much disappeared. Oh sure, they say it was because of work, or a sprained ankle playing tennis, or a big fight ofer the word "beastiallity", or some guy washing his ass in the rest rooms at a convenience store, or whatever.... But inside they were sick about what their Zone had become. Out of either some distorted sense of loyalty, or not having any balls themselves, they stood behind the douche bags, when deep in their hearts they knew that they were wrong.
Well, the time has come. If elected, I will lead the housecleaing effort. I will do a professional review of every staff member and review what they truly bring to the table. I will do their dirty work so the Zone can return to it's proper place of prominence. Believe me, several of my opponents will become important parts in this Reconstruction.
As Dean Wormer said, "That foot is me".