I will vote for whomever films themself doing an outrageous stunt.
I will vote for whomever films themself doing an outrageous stunt.
This isn't me. It's hydrosmak.
I don't have the capabilities to film a stunt, but I think this is Chern when he was in Japan. He is huge in Japan.
That Chern can be a crazy mofo when he wants to.
You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
I was laid up for months because of that spill.Originally Posted by Gunzlingr
163 km per hour! That is insane!Originally Posted by chernobylwraiths
Im posting from the hospital my outrageous stunt went awry.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Trying to fornicate with a Grizzley bear was a bad choice.Originally Posted by MBBedard
Language Warning:Originally Posted by chernobylwraiths
Originally Posted by BlackMetalNinja
Who do you think you are, the CEO of Levi Strauss?
The recovery from hours of plastic surgery was painful. But worth it!Originally Posted by Earthquake Enyart
BERNIAC!
But it was OUTRAGEOUS!!!!Originally Posted by chernobylwraiths
What's that Denim Dan??? Where'd you get the Canadian Tuxedo?Originally Posted by Gunzlingr
Idiotic. The real life face plant was waaaay better.