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  • YardRat
    Well, lookie here...
    • Dec 2004
    • 86290
    #1

    I'm not convinced who to vote for...

    ...So I'd like the candidates to answer these questions to help me decide...

    1. What is your favorite word?

    2. What is your least favorite word?

    3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

    4. What turns you off?

    5. What is your favorite curse word?

    6. What sound or noise do you love?

    7. What sound or noise do you hate?

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

    9. What profession would you not like to do?

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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    #56 DARRYL TALLEY     #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS
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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #2
    Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

    Originally posted by YardRat
    ...So I'd like the candidates to answer these questions to help me decide...

    1. What is your favorite word? Rock

    2. What is your least favorite word? gynocologist

    3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Desire. The desire to do something is evident in all walks of life.

    4. What turns you off? Things that are emotionless. Ever see someone just go through the motions... it drives me frickin crazy.

    5. What is your favorite curse word? The F one.

    6. What sound or noise do you love? I love the noise my dogs make when I get home from work.

    7. What sound or noise do you hate? I hate hearing my phone vibrate.

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I always wanted to be a puppeteer.

    9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything in retail.

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Was it worth it?
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • The King
      Without me it's just Awe so
      • Jun 2004
      • 42380
      #3
      Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

      Great Idea YardRat, you should post this in the TZ too. Its thought provoking.
      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
      It was all       true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can       mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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      • Gunzlingr
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 45976
        #4
        Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

        1. What is your favorite word? ****

        2. What is your least favorite word? ****

        3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? ****ing

        4. What turns you off? ****ing

        5. What is your favorite curse word? ****

        6. What sound or noise do you love? **** of the ****

        7. What sound or noise do you hate? **** after ****ing3

        8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? pornstar

        9. What profession would you not like to do? Gay pornstar

        10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? WTF are you doing here.
        You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
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        • L.A. Playa
          Registered User
          • Aug 2003
          • 19295
          #5
          Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

          ...So I'd like the candidates to answer these questions to help me decide...

          1. What is your favorite word? dream

          2. What is your least favorite word? cant

          3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? music

          4. What turns you off? negativity

          5. What is your favorite curse word? chingado

          6. What sound or noise do you love? Waves of the ocean hitting teh shore

          7. What sound or noise do you hate? Car Alarm in the middle of the night

          8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Movie Producer

          9. What profession would you not like to do?
          IRS Agent
          10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome

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          • Earthquake Enyart
            Legendary Zoner
            • Jul 2002
            • 27521
            #6
            Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

            ...So I'd like the candidates to answer these questions to help me decide...

            1. What is your favorite word? YardRat
            2. What is your least favorite word? YardCat
            3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? YardRat posts

            4. What turns you off? ham handed moderation

            5. What is your favorite curse word? finger ****
            6. What sound or noise do you love? moaning
            7. What sound or noise do you hate? Valeries voice

            8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Bills Zone President
            9. What profession would you not like to do? internet spammer
            10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Since you are such a great leader, help me decide who comes in next.
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            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380
              #7
              Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

              Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
              ...So I'd like the candidates to answer these questions to help me decide...

              1. What is your favorite word? YardRat
              2. What is your least favorite word? YardCat
              3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? YardRat posts
              8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Bills Zone President
              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all               true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can               mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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              • YardRat
                Well, lookie here...
                • Dec 2004
                • 86290
                #8
                Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

                Wow.

                I'd like to thank everybody for their quick responses. I'm impressed by the timing and the answers.

                Now I've got a tough decision to make.
                YardRat Wall of Fame
                #56 DARRYL TALLEY                 #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS

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                • YardRat
                  Well, lookie here...
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 86290
                  #9
                  Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

                  BTW...My vote in the primary doesn't necessarily indicate that it's automatic for the final election. I still reserve the right to vote the same, or differently, when the list is narrowed.
                  YardRat Wall of Fame
                  #56 DARRYL TALLEY                   #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS

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                  • Valerie
                    Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 22477
                    #10
                    Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

                    Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
                    7. What sound or noise do you hate? Valeries voice
                    You've never heard my voice you moron! Unless you dream about me.


                    There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
                    Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
                    The only answer I found for all this hurt
                    Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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                    • Mski
                      Registered User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 6753
                      #11
                      Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

                      Originally posted by L.A. Playa
                      9. What profession would you not like to do?
                      IRS Agent
                      although not exactly what i do, i feel as though i should take offense to that
                      RIP Tommy D!
                      12/25/1978-9/9/2008


                      If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!

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                      • Mski
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 6753
                        #12
                        Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

                        Originally posted by Valerie
                        You've never heard my voice you moron! Unless you dream about me.
                        would it supprise you if he did?
                        RIP Tommy D!
                        12/25/1978-9/9/2008


                        If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!

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                        • TheGhostofJimKelly
                          Registered User
                          • May 2003
                          • 12459
                          #13
                          Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

                          I am corrupt and there is only one candidate that has tried to buy my vote, so I think they are getting it.

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                          • L.A. Playa
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 19295
                            #14
                            Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

                            Originally posted by Mski
                            although not exactly what i do, i feel as though i should take offense to that
                            no you shouldnt, I wouldnt want to be one because they dont get paid enough to be in a very tough position, I wouldnt want to audit peoples records and watch them sweat on an everyday basis
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                            • Mr. Pink
                              Peterman Sucks!
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 35303
                              #15
                              Re: I'm not convinced who to vote for...

                              Originally posted by L.A. Playa
                              no you shouldnt, I wouldnt want to be one because they dont get paid enough to be in a very tough position, I wouldnt want to audit peoples records and watch them sweat on an everyday basis
                              I'd do that for free...then laugh as I tell them we're taking your house, your wife and your car. Then tell them that their life just turned into a bad country song.

                              But, I'm heartless like that!
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