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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #1

    My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

    So apparently Mikeys ability to get women is a hot election topic.

    Allow me to address this with a simple analogy.

    You can lead a horse to water. And then it can die there because it can do jack on his own.

    Mikey needs zero help getting laid. Mikey needs help believing in Mikey. Women are attracted to confidence and as soon as Mikey starts walking like the 6'5 giant he is the women will come flocking.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • Gunzlingr
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 45976
    #2
    Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

    Can't really argue with that.

    I like the phrase "You can't help those that won't help themselves"
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    • The King
      Without me it's just Awe so
      • Jun 2004
      • 42380
      #3
      Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

      Originally posted by Gunzlingr
      Can't really argue with that.

      I like the phrase "You can't help those that won't help themselves"
      Yea... kind of rolls off the tongue better than my horse phrase.
      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
      It was all       true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can       mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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      • chernobylwraiths
        Registered User
        • Jan 2003
        • 41838
        #4
        Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

        Originally posted by MBBedard
        Yea... kind of rolls off the tongue better than my horse phrase.
        I'm not sure but is this another mybills reference?

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        • The King
          Without me it's just Awe so
          • Jun 2004
          • 42380
          #5
          Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

          Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
          I'm not sure but is this another mybills reference?
          did you see the answer to the gossip game!!!!?
          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
          It was all           true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can           mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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          • patmoran2006
            Ole' Ralphie SCROOGE
            • Dec 2005
            • 19840
            #6
            Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

            This is ****ing FUNNY


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            • chernobylwraiths
              Registered User
              • Jan 2003
              • 41838
              #7
              Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

              Originally posted by MBBedard
              Yea... kind of rolls off the tongue better than my horse phrase.
              Maybe, but your phrase makes the harsh reality more clear.

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              • Bling
                Registered User
                • Jul 2004
                • 13022
                #8
                Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

                As if MBB gets laid...

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                • chernobylwraiths
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 41838
                  #9
                  Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

                  Originally posted by Bling
                  As if MBB gets laid...
                  Pot meet kettle

                  MBB lives with girl at least Jr.

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                  • Michael82
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 82328
                    #10
                    Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

                    Originally posted by Bling
                    As if MBB gets laid...
                    Have you seen his hot girlfriend, Jules?

                    He's a very lucky man!


                    She's the one in the middle. Valerie is on the right and mybills' daughter Bre is on the left.

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                    • Bling
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 13022
                      #11
                      Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

                      Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
                      Pot meet kettle

                      MBB lives with girl at least Jr.
                      That's the way to win votes, cherno. Attack the voters personally. Real class act candidate.

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                      • LtFinFan66
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 47199
                        #12
                        Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

                        You voted for the Titanic team Bling....you will bring down whoever you vote for

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                        • Bling
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 13022
                          #13
                          Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

                          Originally posted by Mikey82
                          Have you seen his hot girlfriend, Jules?

                          He's a very lucky man!
                          Mikey, do you always sit by and let people make fun of you? Then add fuel to their fire? It's embarrassing how they just make jokes about your personal life like this, and you watch them do it.
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                          • Michael82
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 82328
                            #14
                            Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

                            Originally posted by Bling
                            Mikey, do you always sit by and let people make fun of you? Then add fuel to their fire? It's embarrassing how they just make jokes about your personal life like this, and you watch them do it.
                            I think I have gotten to the point where I have been picked on all my life and now instead of letting it bother me, I just laugh it off and rub it off my shoulder. It's better than letting everything bother me.
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                            • LtFinFan66
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 47199
                              #15
                              Re: My Stance on getting Mikey laid.

                              Originally posted by Mikey82
                              I think I have gotten to the point where I have been picked on all my life and now instead of letting it bother me, I just laugh it off and rub it off my shoulder. It's better than letting everything bother me.
                              Mikey knows everyone loves him
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