So apparently Mikeys ability to get women is a hot election topic.
Allow me to address this with a simple analogy.
You can lead a horse to water. And then it can die there because it can do jack on his own.
Mikey needs zero help getting laid. Mikey needs help believing in Mikey. Women are attracted to confidence and as soon as Mikey starts walking like the 6'5 giant he is the women will come flocking.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Can't really argue with that.
I like the phrase "You can't help those that won't help themselves"
You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
Yea... kind of rolls off the tongue better than my horse phrase.Originally Posted by Gunzlingr
I'm not sure but is this another mybills reference?
did you see the answer to the gossip game!!!!?
This is ****ing FUNNY
Maybe, but your phrase makes the harsh reality more clear.
As if MBB gets laid...
Pot meet kettleAs if MBB gets laid...
MBB lives with girl at least Jr.
Have you seen his hot girlfriend, Jules?As if MBB gets laid...
He's a very lucky man!
She's the one in the middle. Valerie is on the right and mybills' daughter Bre is on the left.
That's the way to win votes, cherno. Attack the voters personally. Real class act candidate.
You voted for the Titanic team Bling....you will bring down whoever you vote for
Mikey, do you always sit by and let people make fun of you? Then add fuel to their fire? It's embarrassing how they just make jokes about your personal life like this, and you watch them do it.Have you seen his hot girlfriend, Jules?
He's a very lucky man!
I think I have gotten to the point where I have been picked on all my life and now instead of letting it bother me, I just laugh it off and rub it off my shoulder. It's better than letting everything bother me.
Mikey knows everyone loves him
That's the right attitude Mikey, and I'm much the same... no sense in letting people bring you down.
We're not making fun of him Bling... we're trying to get him to realize that he has the ability to do things for himself, he just needs to bring it out. Unlike Playa who belittles him by telling him he'll just get him laid as if he's his special project.
Mike is a great guy anda great friend. He is a quality man and since I ahve known him I have seen him grow by leaps and bounds.
Mike just continue being you and believing in yourself and have a great birthday today.
L.A. Playa
Mikey should just have sex with a hermaphrodite. Gives him hope. A hermaphrodite is an organism having both male and female reproductive organs.[1] In many species, hermaphroditism is a common part of the life-cycle, enabling a form of sexual reproduction in which the two sexes are not separated into distinct male and female types of individual.
I'm surprised we don't have a help bmn get laid contest. He is pretty robust himself and has milk shake all over his face, seems like the origin of the milk shake is boston, mass...
BMN is married Stampy.I'm surprised we don't have a help bmn get laid contest. He is pretty robust himself and has milk shake all over his face, seems like the origin of the milk shake is boston, mass...
I'm surprised we don't have a get Stampy a new job contest...or does enterprise pay more than minimum wage now?
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