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  • Earthquake Enyart
    Legendary Zoner
    • Jul 2002
    • 27521
    #16
    Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

    Originally posted by Dozerdog
    ...And EE wonders why I won't hire him as my Latex salesman
    You'd never get laid ever again. I understand.

    A man has to have his priorities.

    But the purple haired Hooters girl and I know the real truth.

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    • jamze132
      Registered User
      • Jun 2003
      • 29290
      #17
      Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

      I'm a Platinum donor...
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      • BlackMetalNinja
        I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
        • May 2005
        • 31525
        #18
        Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

        Originally posted by jamze132
        I'm a Platinum donor...
        Good man... I would be if I could afford it Stupid having to buy a house and such!
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        • jamze132
          Registered User
          • Jun 2003
          • 29290
          #19
          Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

          Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
          Good man... I would be if I could afford it Stupid having to buy a house and such!
          Well if you can tolerate the Army, we could set you up in a nice house in some very exotic locations!

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          • BlackMetalNinja
            I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
            • May 2005
            • 31525
            #20
            Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

            Originally posted by jamze132
            Well if you can tolerate the Army, we could set you up in a nice house in some very exotic locations!
            That surely will not be happening... good suggestion though
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            • Valerie
              Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
              • Jul 2002
              • 22477
              #21
              Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

              Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
              You'd never get laid ever again. I understand.

              A man has to have his priorities.
              Unlike the women in your life, I don't use sex or affection as a weapon. Dozer is a big boy, he can do whatever he wants without fear of losing intimacy with me.


              There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
              Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
              The only answer I found for all this hurt
              Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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              • hammerbillsfan
                Registered User
                • Aug 2005
                • 17878
                #22
                Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

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                • mybills
                  81 st zoner
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 61717
                  #23
                  Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

                  Originally posted by Valerie
                  Dozer is a big boy
                  TMI




                  j/k
                  I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!
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                  • casdhf
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 17542
                    #24
                    Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

                    Val isn't keeping her bun bun from Bun Bun.
                    Originally posted by BillsZone Mod
                    cas,

                    I'm just letting you know that you have been given 2 points for telling Wys AKA Mark to kill himself.

                    BillsZone Mod

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                    • jamze132
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 29290
                      #25
                      Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

                      Originally posted by Valerie
                      Unlike the women in your life, I don't use sex or affection as a weapon. Dozer is a big boy, he can do whatever he wants without fear of losing intimacy with me.
                      So he could do a couple lines of cocaine, shoot up some H, come home drunk with lipstick on his collar and you will still make rough, yet passionate monkey love to him? Damn, I should have married you...

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                      • Dozerdog
                        In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                        Administrator Emeritus
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 42586
                        #26
                        Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

                        Originally posted by jamze132
                        So he could do a couple lines of cocaine, shoot up some H, come home drunk with lipstick on his collar and you will still make rough, yet passionate monkey love to him? Damn, I should have married you...
                        Get in line, buddy!
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                        • R. Rich
                          Registered User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 15874
                          #27
                          Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

                          Originally posted by Gunzlingr
                          I went all the way to DC just to meet her!
                          Who would do something so ridiculous?

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                          • Gunzlingr
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 45976
                            #28
                            Re: One More Thing to Think about Before Voting....

                            Originally posted by R. Rich
                            Who would do something so ridiculous?
                            A fool, I guess.

                            I feel so violated. Hold me Rich!
                            You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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