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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #1

    Things are looking up for the MBB campaign

    I was just talking to a homeless guy and he said when he is elected President, he would make me his chief of staff!

    Maybe I am a politician after all.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • DraftBoy
    Administrator
    • Jul 2002
    • 107452
    #2
    Re: Things are looking up for the MBB campaign

    Originally posted by MBBedard
    I was just talking to a homeless guy and he said when he is elected President, he would make me his chief of staff!

    Maybe I am a politician after all.
    Now you're really getting desperate, taking a shot at me, Im flattered honestly, so thank you.
    COMING SOON...
    Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
    We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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    • Gunzlingr
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 45976
      #3
      Re: Things are looking up for the MBB campaign

      Originally posted by MBBedard
      I was just talking to a homeless guy and he said when he is elected President, he would make me his chief of staff!

      Maybe I am a politician after all.
      I made a homeless* guy my vice presidential candidate for this election, so there.









      *Chern's actual living conditions may vary.
      You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380
        #4
        Re: Things are looking up for the MBB campaign

        Originally posted by DraftBoy
        Now you're really getting desperate, taking a shot at me, Im flattered honestly, so thank you.
        No Im serious. I gave a homeless guy a coffee. He told me he was going to run for politcal office and I would be his chief of staff.


        Giving Back really is rewarding!
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all         true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can         mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • DraftBoy
          Administrator
          • Jul 2002
          • 107452
          #5
          Re: Things are looking up for the MBB campaign

          Originally posted by MBBedard
          No Im serious. I gave a homeless guy a coffee. He told me he was going to run for politcal office and I would be his chief of staff.


          Giving Back really is rewarding!


          I gave a homeless guy a quarter last week and he said he'd never ask me for change again, then today he asked me again. Oh well, what can you do?
          COMING SOON...
          Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
          We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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          • chernobylwraiths
            Registered User
            • Jan 2003
            • 41838
            #6
            Re: Things are looking up for the MBB campaign

            Originally posted by Gunzlingr
            I made a homeless* guy my vice presidential candidate for this election, so there.









            *Chern's actual living conditions may vary.


            I just LOOK homeless. I pay property taxes on my cardboard box!

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