I was just talking to a homeless guy and he said when he is elected President, he would make me his chief of staff!
Maybe I am a politician after all.
I was just talking to a homeless guy and he said when he is elected President, he would make me his chief of staff!
Maybe I am a politician after all.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Originally Posted by MBBedard
Now you're really getting desperate, taking a shot at me, Im flattered honestly, so thank you.
COMING SOON...
I made a homeless* guy my vice presidential candidate for this election, so there.
*Chern's actual living conditions may vary.
You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
No Im serious. I gave a homeless guy a coffee. He told me he was going to run for politcal office and I would be his chief of staff.
Giving Back really is rewarding!
I gave a homeless guy a quarter last week and he said he'd never ask me for change again, then today he asked me again. Oh well, what can you do?
I just LOOK homeless. I pay property taxes on my cardboard box!
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