Alright Zoners, Here are your long over due Zoner Rankings!!!
Lets see some HOF *****ing!
20. (9.)billsfanone: bf1 was a big part of the first zone election, however his potent semen has left this daddy to be a billszone absentee.
19. (16.)mybills: The Ghost with the most. mybills might be the most random poster in BZ history, but these ghost stories are gems.
18. (13.)Mad Bomber: The Bomber isn't a frequent poster anymore, but he shows up enough to take advantage of a photo of you looking like a tard.
17. (20.)Dozerdog: If you watch closely you can actually see Dozer scampering around the BZ. He now posts like his owner is standing behind him with a rolled up newspaper.
16. (18.)TheGhostofJimKelly: I think its safe to say the zone might have saved GOJK's marriage.
15. (14.)Dr.Lecter: If people actually cared about the spinzone Lecter would be #2. (Thats a poop joke)
14. (15.)Mr.Miyagi: If there were to be a zone movie, Miyagi is easily the midget sidekick.
13. (19.)jfreeman: I have no idea what jfree did to move up 6 spots. He certainly didnt help me in the election
12. (7.)Devin: Devins election video is a piece of zone history, as is the cajun himself. However frequent visits to the men seeking men section on craigslist have kept the zone great from posting.
11. (17.)LTFinFan66:The fin fan moves up 6 spots. I have determined that he is only liked around here because the fins suck so bad. if the fins were the Pats he could be one of the most hated posters on the board. Each rep chick would be like a kick to the nuts.
10. (NA)Rockstar36: Rockstar makes his ZR debut, mostly because he *****ed through the election and allegedly cost me votes.
9. (10.)Dude: The Duder moves up one spot, consistantly consistant and constantly constipated.
8. (3.)Mikey82: Big Tree fall hard
7. (11.)Gunzlingr: Another jousted Pres candidate, but Gunz brought the Gridiron game to the zone. And it has taken 6 of us by storm!
6. (5.)THATHURMANATOR: *****master 5.0 drops one spot, probably because he has a girls name.
5. (8.)L.A.Playa: President Playa pulled an upset of epic porpotions. He has edured quite a bit of criticism and continues to go strong. He was cooler as a pimp smacking playa, but for the time being, I'm his *****.
4. (2.)BlackMetalNinja: BMN was a crucial part of making the Billszone election HOF material. This guy can ***** with the best of em!
3. (4.)shelby: Shelby rocked the **** out of the zone election, she carries the zone on her back. And she's certainly more friendly when she gets her daily pole treatment.
2. (na)Draftboy: So ya we all know the draftguide is awesome, but what DB did in the Zone election was masterful. The guy is a genius wrapped in dickhead.
1. (1.)MBBedard:
Originally Posted by Dude
We are off to an awesome start!
