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Re: Zoner Rankings v4.0
What!? God had bad vision and loved eating at Denny's so what!?
Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: Zoner Rankings v4.0
Not enough *****ing, fellas. Step it up, please.Comment
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Re: Zoner Rankings v4.0
MBBedard: May also come from kicking copious amounts of ass, and slaying many a hymen.I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Ooooh a dancing Hershey's Kiss... Delicio... WAIT! That's not a Hershey's Kiss at all!Originally posted by Dude
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I'm not constipated anymore.Comment
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A congratulations is in order!Originally posted by DudeI remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: Zoner Rankings v4.0
Man this place has been seriously faggy all day? Is that what happens when I'm actually busy and can't post all morning?Originally posted by RockStar36Comment
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okay, now it's a wonder who was really doing these rankings. MBB used to say it wasn't him, but I'm wondering.....
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I agree, BMN. There are some pent up boners running around the joint.Comment
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Oh well, I'm still in the top 10 and above Thurm! So I'm happy!
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Wait I didn't make the top 20? Is this some kind of sick joke?Originally posted by Mikey82Oh well, I'm still in the top 10 and above Thurm! So I'm happy!Comment
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Me not being in the top 20 certainly has me questioning things.Originally posted by RockStar36Comment
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