Marshawn Lynch - the mayne event

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  • JD
    Sabres Zone
    • Sep 2003
    • 13752

    Marshawn Lynch - the mayne event

    If this has already been posted, please delete.. it was the first time I had seen it

    “You hold a players only meeting and get each guy to stand up and say what he can bring to the table... and if he doesn't, you punch him in the face.” ~~ Harry Neale, on how to fix the Sabres season.
  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    #2
    Re: Marshawn Lynch - the mayne event

    Yea this is old.... but its hillarious.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • The King
      Without me it's just Awe so
      • Jun 2004
      • 42380

      #3
      Re: Marshawn Lynch - the mayne event

      Fresh of breath air....... way to go Royal.
      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
      It was all
      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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      • Mr. Miyagi
        Lecter's Little Bitch

        • Sep 2002
        • 53616

        #4
        Re: Marshawn Lynch - the mayne event

        This is sooooooo 2007.

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        • yordad
          Registered User
          • Dec 2007
          • 11867

          #5
          Re: Marshawn Lynch - the mayne event

          "Ima driver baby".
          "Heck, now I am glad his overrated arce made the pro bowl, else we would have only got a 3rd." ~ yordad

          "I've just been hit with a piece of sky. " ~ yordad

          "Forgive my opinion, but...." ~ yordad

          "Warning: I might be hammered." ~ yordad

          "I don't care if the word is "your" or "you're", so buzz off. Its (it's) a frickin(') message board." ~ yordad

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          • BuffaloBillsStampede
            Registered User
            • Aug 2005
            • 1230

            #6
            Re: Marshawn Lynch - the mayne event

            Even funnier now because of the recent happenings is when he says "Im a driver baby!"
            SUPER MARIO PLEASE COME TO BUFFALO!!!!

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            • Bulldog
              Top Dog
              • Jan 2003
              • 2654

              #7
              Re: Marshawn Lynch - the mayne event

              Pretty ironic that he mentions that they also let him pour his own drinks.
              I only drink when I'm alone or with others.

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              • DrGraves
                Registered User
                • Mar 2008
                • 2693

                #8
                Re: Marshawn Lynch - the mayne event

                marshawn has spent most of his signing bonus playing skee ball... he doesn't care he says its good for the local economy!

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