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    Cool Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    There goes Miami's superbowl run. Somewhere in a basement in south Florida FTP is hoping to resign Culpepper....

    http://cbs4.com/sports/mccown.injury.hand.2.772308.html

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    couldnt this have been edwards

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    Quote Originally Posted by djjimkelly
    couldnt this have been edwards
    Troll FTL.

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    Miami Dolphins QB Josh McCown injures throwing hand

    Miami Dolphins QB Josh McCown injures throwing hand

    Dolphins quarterback Josh McCown reportedly suffered an injury to his throwing hand that could hinder his ability to compete for the starting spot when training camp opens next week.

    According to Texas television station KETK, McCown needed six stitches to the index finger of his right hand a couple of weeks ago when he was injured cutting firewood with his brother, Luke McCown.

    McCown told KETK, one of the news stations in his hometown, that he was holding the firewood when his brother, a backup quarterback for the Buccaneers, made the mistake of cutting his finger instead of the wood.


    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/f...,0,13028.story

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    Re: Miami Dolphins QB Josh McCown injures throwing hand

    Not the smartest move indeed

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    Quote Originally Posted by djjimkelly
    couldnt this have been edwards
    ???????

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    He wouldn't have been starting anyway IMO

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    Quote Originally Posted by LtFinFan66
    He wouldn't have been starting anyway IMO
    YOu think Beck's starting?

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    Yes

    can you move this to the NFL Zone MM??

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    wtf? an ax injury? Does it get any more redneck than that?

    BTW, these guys are both NFL vets, which means they each make at least $850,000 a year. Why the hell are they chopping their own firewood with an ax? Pay someone else to do it, buy pre-cut firewood or at least get a log splitter.

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    Moved....

    what an idiot...
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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    Obviously Luke McCown is jealous of his brother's "stellar" career.

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    Quote Originally Posted by djjimkelly
    couldnt this have been edwards


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    Quote Originally Posted by djjimkelly
    couldnt this have been edwards
    F****N Troll

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    After the stitches were sewn, he contacted Dick Cheney to arrange a hunting trip.

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    Quote Originally Posted by LtFinFan66
    He wouldn't have been starting anyway IMO
    I'm not so sure he would have made the team.




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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    It was with a Chainsaw

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/f...,0,13028.story

    Jesus christ he's lucky to have a hand left.

    Why is he chopping wood in the middle of the Summer, and in Texas?

    See, this is why inbreeding should be outawed.
    (much to the entire population of Alabama's disdain)

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    Lots of folks do get their wood stocks beefed up before it gets cold? Still.....HIRE SOMEONE to do it for you!

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    i get why he'd chop his own wood. maybe he likes being outdoors. but i can't believe one brother held the wood in place like it was a nail. it's one thing to hammer on a finger by accident. this is too odd.

    I wonder if the nfl will be able to assemble a team of players hurt by axes. we have cowan and that punter from Jax a while ago.

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    Re: Dolphins QB McNown injures throwing hand with ax

    Quote Originally Posted by djjimkelly
    couldnt this have been edwards


    then people wonder why i can't stand Lickers. they're f.....g ******s.
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