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    Ocho Cinco

    Benched for tonights game, no specific reason given.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: Ocho Cinco

    to people who start him in fantasy.

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    Re: Ocho Cinco

    Quote Originally Posted by RockStar36
    to people who start him in fantasy.
    Just put him on the bench and put in DeSean Jackson.

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    Re: Ocho Cinco

    He's been on my bench for weeks... One of the few weeks I've started him recently was the one where he actually did something though!

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    Re: Ocho Cinco

    I heard he's missing the game because he overslept and missed a team meeting.

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    Re: Ocho Cinco

    Quote Originally Posted by FunTimesYaY!
    I heard he's missing the game because he overslept and missed a team meeting.




    No, he actually fell asleep DURRING the meeting. LOL.

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    Re: Ocho Cinco

    That guy is still in the league?

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