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You vomit faced pussy. Stop your whining and join the contest you're such a natural at being a jerk all the time no one will be able to ignore it. If anyone has a head up an ass it's your head and your ass.
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Originally posted by lordofgun
I thought ublink would have signed up by now. Chicken.
You know, for someone that's supposed to be pulling Diaper Duty, you sure do seem to have a good deal of free time on your hands - Perhaps I should talk to Mrs. LOG about that.
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Pick on a little Baby Ublink...just like the powder puff you are.
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Who needs a crybaby anyways.
Wahh... People pick on me........ waaahhhh..... I have no stones.... wahhh wahhh!!!
I thought you were cool man........ Obviously alcohol is a crutch and not just a breakfast suppliment in your life. Go back to bed and hide under the sheets......
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I see it started early.
No one calls me a fruit.
Hey LOG, tell your wife I said hi.
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Whatever you say Bill C.
Smoked any good hash lately there pal?
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No one's gonna beg you to enter. The less I have to look at that ugly car, the happier I am.
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Originally posted by lordofgun
Now there's a wuss. Church isn't even playing, ya fruit.
And I'll probably still beat him (UBoink)idunno::church:
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Originally posted by Typ0
Pick on a little Baby Ublink...just like the powder puff you are.
Wow Typo, you're clearly a rocket scientist - I was picking on LOG moron, not his infant.
Say Typo, Bill C was wondering how one would pursue a career in the custodial/janitorial arts - if anyone can help him, you can.
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You jerk off to the image in your sig don't you Church.
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Originally posted by ublinkwescore
Whatever you say Bill C.
Smoked any good hash lately there pal?
I quit! You hurt my feelings!!
LOL...... This is weak.......not even a
Allan Iverson's Mom did better than that.......geesh!
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Shallow brain alert. Telling LOG to spend time with the child is picking on the child. And I'm proud of my government custodial job. I have great insurance, plenty of vacation time, vested retirement and I don't have to step in **** to get it.
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First rule. You don't get any points for a head start.
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A Little Joke about the Biggest Joke of a President we've ever had.
Bill Clinton's Limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to Washington from Camp David, when all of a sudden a pig jumps out in front of the Limo. Bill, upset, tells the chauffeur to drive to the nearest farm house so he can pay for the damages and apologize. They arrive at the farm house up the road, and Clinton tells the driver to go inside and tell the farmer and his wife what happened.
2 hours later, the driver emerges from the door with his clothes in disarray, a brown paper bag, and a huge smile across his face. Bill wants to know what happened. The driver tells him, "I went inside, they made me a nice steak, then the parents introduced me to their 24 year old daughter who was a finalist in the Miss America Pageant, they left us alone to have sex for an hour, and when I was finished, I came downstairs and the mother had this bag of cookies for me." Bill says, "What did you tell them?" The driver replies, "I told them I was Bill Clinton's driver, and that I just killed the pig."
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Originally posted by ublinkwescore
You jerk off to the image in your sig don't you Church.
When I start doing that Uboink I just pull out your Mommy's picture that I carry around in my back pocket to scare away the mosquitos in the summertime and it stops me instantly ..:church:
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You really know how to tell a joke Ublink.
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Sheckyblinkwescore!
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Originally posted by Typ0
Shallow brain alert. Telling LOG to spend time with the child is picking on the child. And I'm proud of my government custodial job. I have great insurance, plenty of vacation time, vested retirement and I don't have to step in **** to get it.
That's not picking on the kid - it's implying that LOG MIGHT be a negligent father (I'm only kidding LOG, I'm sure you're a responsible father).
Wow, how did I know you were a custodian Typo? I swear I didn't know - that was actually a little primer for the big enchilada when it starts. And by the way, when I get my new job, I won't have to suffer the degredation of telling every one at family functions that "I'm a janitor", and I won't be wondering how people who approach me know my name when I go into the liquor store after work on Fridays to buy some beer. Here's a little hint Typo, people might know your name because it's written on your shirt - that's usually a pretty good indication of someone's name.
And in case you forgot TID (Turlock Irrigation District) is not a Sewage treatment company. As I've said before, I'll be working with a gov't. subsidized private company (partially owned by the California state gov't.) that sells irrigation water to farmers, and generates electricity. I'll get a nice air conditioned company truck to drive around in, while you're painting over grafiti in bathrooms, or plunging the clogged toilet that some fat pansy clogged.
By the way, my job will have the very same benefits that you've got pal.
"I'm a janitor"
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. How's that for a Joke Typo?
I know, I'm a jerk.
Isn't that kinda the whole idea of this thing?
Last edited by ublinkwescore; 05-08-2003 at 06:16 PM.
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Originally posted by mchurchfie
When I start doing that Uboink I just pull out your Mommy's picture that I carry around in my back pocket to scare away the mosquitos in the summertime and it stops me instantly ..:church:
Oh no, not the mommy insults, anything but that. Kids are still stuck on the mommy jokes over there in Florida huh?
That's sad.
California's not all that great, but at least we've established a code of honor, and insult directly, not third parties.
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05-08-2003, 06:20 PM
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Ublink I am a janitor in a college dormitory that is all female. I love my job man. There is no way you can make me feel bad about my job. I know exactly when to clean the showers and when to hang out at work after hours. There are different women coming through here all the time...I have no reason to get married with things as they are it's like having a harem only it's legal. So you can drive around piss water in your air conditioned truck and I'll hang out here with dozens of college women and I even have central air in the whole building.
And it is picking on the kid...that kid is defenseless...would you want to be around LOG when you are defenseless? You don't really understand I guess because you prey on the defenseless.
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