Eb's poo is only $2.99? Does that include deposit on the bottle?
Eb's poo is only $2.99? Does that include deposit on the bottle?
Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.
Log this is all you needed - the rest was crap.Originally posted by lordofgun
So I drink your poo? Hilarious. You've got this one in the bag.
I could just see you out in front of your "new house" sitting by the road with the sign <i>Eb's poo! Only $2.99!</i> Good luck with that.
What's with our threads all getting rated 1 star?
And who's Dazydog? Sorry we've never met. You don't post very often do you? Can I safely assume you're related to Dozer, maybe his wife? Just guessing.
The gunz-typo affair was garnered a 5 star government rating!Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
What's with our threads all getting rated 1 star?
You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
you have to be kidding me. It's hard enough to even read that guys post's let along think there funny or are smack..Originally posted by Dazydog
Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.
Nice play on words.Originally posted by Dazydog
The rest was crap.
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
And who's Dazydog? Sorry we've never met. You don't post very often do you? Can I safely assume you're related to Dozer, maybe his wife? Just guessing.
Very good Miyagi!
Originally posted by lordofgun
Nice play on words.
Originally posted by Dazydog
Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.
I hope you're not serious!
Resign our own guys!
Sorry it took me so long to reply, QT. I was busy grading your song lyrics. Remind me to kill myself.
May 11, 2003 - Eb decides he loves to drink Dr. Pepper.
May 12, 2003 - lordofgun reminds Eb that no one cares.
Log does a great job at pulling in things about the poster that people know about. He is witty and has some great one liners! Eb is sticking with the usual "your wife, your mom, I thought you had a brain" stuff. I like Log's originality, and his ability to play off the poster's personality on the boards. keep it up!
"SHUT UP AND PURR, QT!"
I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!
I don't know what's more pathetic, voting for myself, or voting for myself so I don't look so pathetic! I'm leaving for the day now,
bye!
My new favorite one liner:
October 17, 1980 – Eb realizes he has a penis and is horrified.
I wanna finish this up. BOA's last post was awful. The incoherent Spongebob Jokes. Give me a break. Seriously, If he gets more then 3 votes it's a travesty
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
My new favorite one liner:
October 17, 1980 – Eb realizes he has a penis and is horrified.
hey you'd be horrified too if you were bigger than John Holmes and were going to scare all the women away.
For all the education and practice each of us undergoes, the achievment of mastery is ultimately the outcome of a personal quest for understanding.
Yeah, I heard about John "The Wad" Holmes! Apparently he's well known. Thankfully, I can honestly say I've never seen him or heard of him.
There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
The only answer I found for all this hurt
Is there ain't not answer here on earth
Except it took you 15 years to find it. Stupid nearsightedness!
Pandering for votes already? Just let your body of work stand up.Originally posted by Patrick76777
I wanna finish this up. BOA's last post was awful. The incoherent Spongebob Jokes. Give me a break. Seriously, If he gets more then 3 votes it's a travesty