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  • gunzlingr
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 45976

    Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
    What's with our threads all getting rated 1 star?
    The gunz-typo affair was garnered a 5 star government rating!
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    • BTP
      Registered User
      • Nov 2002
      • 181

      Originally posted by Dazydog
      Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.

      you have to be kidding me. It's hard enough to even read that guys post's let along think there funny or are smack..

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      • lordofgun
        in charge of you

        Administrator Emeritus
        • Jul 2002
        • 48416

        Originally posted by Dazydog
        The rest was crap.
        Nice play on words.






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        • Dozerdog
          In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

          Administrator Emeritus
          • Jul 2002
          • 42586

          Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
          And who's Dazydog? Sorry we've never met. You don't post very often do you? Can I safely assume you're related to Dozer, maybe his wife? Just guessing.

          Very good Miyagi!

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          • Mr.Reality
            Registered User
            • Nov 2002
            • 6194

            Originally posted by lordofgun


            Nice play on words.

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            • Patrick76777
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 17297

              Originally posted by Dazydog
              Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.


              I hope you're not serious!
              Resign our own guys!

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              • SoCalBillsFan
                Expert on Experts
                • Jul 2002
                • 2879

                Sorry it took me so long to reply, QT. I was busy grading your song lyrics. Remind me to kill myself.

                May 11, 2003 - Eb decides he loves to drink Dr. Pepper.
                May 12, 2003 - lordofgun reminds Eb that no one cares.


                Log does a great job at pulling in things about the poster that people know about. He is witty and has some great one liners! Eb is sticking with the usual "your wife, your mom, I thought you had a brain" stuff. I like Log's originality, and his ability to play off the poster's personality on the boards. keep it up!

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                • mybills
                  81 st zoner
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 61717

                  "SHUT UP AND PURR, QT!"

                  I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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                  • mybills
                    81 st zoner
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 61717

                    I don't know what's more pathetic, voting for myself, or voting for myself so I don't look so pathetic! I'm leaving for the day now,
                    bye!
                    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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                    • Earthquake Enyart
                      Legendary Zoner
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 27521

                      My new favorite one liner:

                      October 17, 1980 – Eb realizes he has a penis and is horrified.

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                      • Patrick76777
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 17297

                        I wanna finish this up. BOA's last post was awful. The incoherent Spongebob Jokes. Give me a break. Seriously, If he gets more then 3 votes it's a travesty
                        Resign our own guys!

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                        • Ebenezer
                          Give me a minute...
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 73868

                          Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
                          My new favorite one liner:

                          October 17, 1980 – Eb realizes he has a penis and is horrified.


                          hey you'd be horrified too if you were bigger than John Holmes and were going to scare all the women away.




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                          • Jaded 7
                            Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 22477

                            Yeah, I heard about John "The Wad" Holmes! Apparently he's well known. Thankfully, I can honestly say I've never seen him or heard of him.


                            There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
                            Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
                            The only answer I found for all this hurt
                            Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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                            • lordofgun
                              in charge of you

                              Administrator Emeritus
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 48416

                              Except it took you 15 years to find it. Stupid nearsightedness!






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                              • Dozerdog
                                In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                                Administrator Emeritus
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 42586

                                Originally posted by Patrick76777
                                I wanna finish this up. BOA's last post was awful. The incoherent Spongebob Jokes. Give me a break. Seriously, If he gets more then 3 votes it's a travesty
                                Pandering for votes already? Just let your body of work stand up.

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