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Slacker! What the hell do you do other than run your mouth and beg people for money to pay your legal bills? Or are you and Hillary planning on stealing some furniture from the Senate this afternoon? 
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There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
The only answer I found for all this hurt
Is there ain't not answer here on earth
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I can hardly wait to see Thurm write a limerick.
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Limericks?!?! I'm glad I didn't sign up this year. I couldn't handle the rhyming part of Survivor, I wouldn't been crushed in this contest. lol Rhyming and insulting?!? This is going to be good. lol
There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
The only answer I found for all this hurt
Is there ain't not answer here on earth
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Patrick's opening salvoWe knew a boy named Lord of Gun
When he heard his daddy he would run
For he was just a boy
And he did not enjoy
When daddy would put meat in his bun
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We knew a boy named Lord of Gun
When he heard his daddy he would run
For he was just a boy
And he did not enjoy
When daddy would put meat in his bun
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That is just plain wrong!
You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!Comment
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More gay incest jokes!
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Excuse me, Gunz has started a new thread for the peanut gallery for the second round. If you people would just open your eyes and read the threads, you'd see you're posting your comments on the limericks in wrong thread! Get with the program, people!
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There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
The only answer I found for all this hurt
Is there ain't not answer here on earth
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Damn me for having beaten out Doug. He'd be so gosh darn good at this limerick bit!Comment
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Yeah he would.Resign our own guys!Comment
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