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    Church***gie is so dumb when he goes camping he pays a deposit on firewood.

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    Red face A shining example of why you never made it past the 2nd round of the Insult Tourney

    Originally posted by Mr.Reality
    Church***gie is so dumb when he goes camping he pays a deposit on firewood.
    I think you are just looking for someway to demonstrate your below average intelligence quotient. Thank you for reminding me why I left you in the dumpster
    Love, Father :church:

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    Re: A shining example of why you never made it past the 2nd round of the Insult Tourney

    Originally posted by mchurchfie


    I think you are just looking for someway to demonstrate your below average intelligence quotient. Thank you for reminding me why I left you in the dumpster
    Love, Father :church:
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    Re: A shining example of why you never made it past the 2nd round of the Insult Tourney

    Originally posted by mchurchfie
    I think you are just looking for someway to demonstrate your below average intelligence quotient. Thank you for reminding me why I left you in the dumpster
    Love, Father :church:
    For a millionth kiddie joke, that's pretty good, especially coming from somebody who has so little credibility that he's required to submit toe prints for his DSS eligibility.

    Take a break, son. You're huffing and puffing like you just took a couple of viagras and had a little too stringent of a workout on your retractable penis pump. Keep it up and you'll lose your outie.

    By the way, didn't Gunzlinger already use the dumpser line in his rematch with Miyagi? What a hack. At least rip off somebody from another board so it at least appears to be your own handiwork. Stick around. I'll give you some lines you can use at FinHeaven, and then they'll all think you're witty again.

    Love, Mr. Reality

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    Second round LUHOOSER...BAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

    Originally posted by Mr.Reality

    For a millionth kiddie joke, that's pretty good, especially coming from somebody who has so little credibility that he's required to submit toe prints for his DSS eligibility.

    Take a break, son. You're huffing and puffing like you just took a couple of viagras and had a little too stringent of a workout on your retractable penis pump. Keep it up and you'll lose your outie.

    By the way, didn't Gunzlinger already use the dumpser line in his rematch with Miyagi? What a hack. At least rip off somebody from another board so it at least appears to be your own handiwork. Stick around. I'll give you some lines you can use at FinHeaven, and then they'll all think you're witty again.

    Love, Mr. Reality
    Now now, I know you're all excited to be graced with my acknowledgement of your existence, but just sit down and quit drooling. The last check you sent me for starting a flame war with you...so you could get "popular" bounced. The Paypal money never came, so you can stop begging me to come here and beat you like a rug....AGAIN. You remind me of that ugly girl waiting by the phone for an invite to the dance. Besides, why would anyone want to talk to an individual that has a higher breathalyzer score than an IQ.

    Love and Hugs, Daddy
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    Last edited by mchurchfie; 05-20-2003 at 06:30 PM.

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    Once again you trip all over your lip trying to get off your knees. Perhaps you should pin it to your ear to get it out of the way before you embarrass yourself further. The top one will keep flapping, mind you, but just cut out all the "F" words and you should be fine. You'll learn to live with the lisp.

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    Originally posted by Mr.Reality
    Once again you trip all over your lip trying to get off your knees. Perhaps you should pin it to your ear to get it out of the way before you embarrass yourself further. The top one will keep flapping, mind you, but just cut out all the "F" words and you should be fine. You'll learn to live with the lisp.
    With the direction the Stock Markets are headed it may soon seem like we're living in a past time when that was funny and fresh. Nice punt

    Warmest regards, Father:church:
    Last edited by mchurchfie; 05-20-2003 at 06:59 PM.

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    lol. "Nice punt." Another copout classic. LMAO

    Translation: Mr. Reality is tossing them out one after another and I need to try to bow out gracefully because as soon as I make a fool of myself again he's gonna slap me around some more.

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    Wink Your cry for my attention is duly noted

    Originally posted by Mr.Reality
    lol. "Nice punt." Another copout classic. LMAO

    Translation: Mr. Reality is tossing them out one after another and I need to try to bow out gracefully because as soon as I make a fool of myself again he's gonna slap me around some more.
    Here let me put it in terms you can relate to, your presence means about as much as the girl on the 1-900 number that says she loves you. :church:

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    Re: Your cry for my attention is duly noted

    Originally posted by mchurchfie
    [B]your presence means about as much as the girl on the 1-900 number that says she loves you./B]
    Did you wake up with cliche' breath, or did you spend too much time eating spanish fly in your underwear with Brent Mussburger?

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    ChurchCry's suicide terrorist career came to an abrupt end when he was pulled over at a Canadian checkpoint in a car loaded with sleeping pills.

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    OK. It's official. This tournament is getting pretty dead. When ChLurch doesn't even buy the chum, there is no tuna for Chachie. No wonder they call Buffalo the wanna-be viagra on the Niagra. It's about as limp as a homosexual Priest on Fridays (and don't come back with the "I know you are but what am I?" gig ChLurch) and twice as boring.

    There's 15 monkees in Britain who do more interesting things on a computer keyboard than your average Bills fan.

    And ChLurch is the best you have? ChLurch is to the dick/homo/kiddie joke what George Foreman is to the family outdoor barbeque. Not exactly what I'd call an improvement.

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