...and he swings at the breeze....

[Mr.Reality]

Re: Your cry for my attention is duly noted

Originally posted by mchurchfie
[B]your presence means about as much as the girl on the 1-900 number that says she loves you./B]

Did you wake up with cliche' breath, or did you spend too much time eating spanish fly in your underwear with Brent Mussburger?

[Mr.Reality]

ChurchCry's suicide terrorist career came to an abrupt end when he was pulled over at a Canadian checkpoint in a car loaded with sleeping pills.

[Mr.Reality]

OK. It's official. This tournament is getting pretty dead. When ChLurch doesn't even buy the chum, there is no tuna for Chachie. No wonder they call Buffalo the wanna-be viagra on the Niagra. It's about as limp as a homosexual Priest on Fridays (and don't come back with the "I know you are but what am I?" gig ChLurch) and twice as boring.

There's 15 monkees in Britain who do more interesting things on a computer keyboard than your average Bills fan.

And ChLurch is the best you have? ChLurch is to the dick/homo/kiddie joke what George Foreman is to the family outdoor barbeque. Not exactly what I'd call an improvement.