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    Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    I was perfectly fine with the NFL's first batch of rule changes, but this one just goes too far. Citing recent scientific studies that show a reduction in violent, aggressive behavior before and after human beings engage in an embrace, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced that in the 2009/2010 season, all plays that end with a tackle or other form of physical contact must be followed by an immediate hug.

    Failure to hug will result in a 15-yard penalty. If a ball carrier goes out of bounds on his own, and no contact is made, he will not be required to hug himself.

    Goodell spoke about the rule change yesterday.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...urn=nfl,151973

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    about friggin time they did this. I've been sick and tired of this games inability to demonstrate the love that is needed to make players feel like human beings...

    The only thing missing is for the fans to replace "the wave" with "the hug"


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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Quote Originally Posted by ddaryl

    The only thing missing is for the fans to replace "the wave" with "the hug"
    That rule would suck- sometimes I go to Redskins games and I don't want to have to hug a fat, sweaty Redskins fan wearing a plastic pig nose and a dress.

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    April FOOLS?

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    That rule would suck- sometimes I go to Redskins games and I don't want to have to hug a fat, sweaty Redskins fan wearing a plastic pig nose and a dress.
    I bet he is looking at you and not wanting a hug from a drunken, *****ing, vulgar Bills fan wearing a Notre Dame hat.
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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    That rule would suck- sometimes I go to Redskins games and I don't want to have to hug a fat, sweaty Redskins fan wearing a plastic pig nose and a dress.
    who in their right mind would waste good hard earned money going to a 'skins game?

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Quote Originally Posted by Ebenezer
    who in their right mind would waste good hard earned money going to a 'skins game?
    people that want to see their team play in the playoffs??

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Quote Originally Posted by Ebenezer
    who in their right mind would waste good hard earned money going to a 'skins game?
    I only go when I can get free tickets. My buddies get hooked up from their clients or their employers sometimes.

    The only time I'm willing to pay is when the Bills are in town.

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Quote Originally Posted by venis2k1
    people that want to see their team play in the playoffs??

    :banghead:

    if your a redskin fan I guess

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Let's Go Bills ... B B B B B B Bills!

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Quote Originally Posted by bigbub2352
    April FOOLS?
    No...
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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Jauron and the Buffalo Bills are creaming in their jocks over this!
    You can call me streetkings

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    and if you tackle a New England Patriot, you must give him a mandatory reach around

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    and if you tackle a New England Patriot, you must give him a mandatory reach around
    you'll have to kick the ESPN announcers out of the way first.

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    This is too obviously April Fools to even be funny.

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    stupid. but mildly amusing.
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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    BJ's not far behind... Give it all up to the metro's.

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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Quote Originally Posted by bigbub2352
    April FOOLS?
    A yeah.

    "If you think I'm hugging Terrell Owens, you're out of your damn mind," said approximately 800 NFL players.
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    Re: Owners vote to make post-tackle hugs mandatory

    Quote Originally Posted by The Spaz
    I was perfectly fine with the NFL's first batch of rule changes, but this one just goes too far. Citing recent scientific studies that show a reduction in violent, aggressive behavior before and after human beings engage in an embrace, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced that in the 2009/2010 season, all plays that end with a tackle or other form of physical contact must be followed by an immediate hug.

    Failure to hug will result in a 15-yard penalty. If a ball carrier goes out of bounds on his own, and no contact is made, he will not be required to hug himself.

    Goodell spoke about the rule change yesterday.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...urn=nfl,151973
    excellent!!

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