View Poll Results: Round 2: Miss Buffalo vs. gunzlingr

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    Originally posted by gunzlingr Did you vote against me J? Is it because of the Unsolved Mysteries thread?
    Yes, I voted for Miss B. But it had nothing to do with the Unsolved Mysteries things. Promise!:peck:

    I didn't realize Miss B's weren't originals. I've never heard any of them before. I thought she was funnier. Sorry.


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    My analysis:

    Round 1:
    Miss B got busted for cut and paste.

    Winner: Gunz

    Round 2:
    Miss B's "wart" joke was great.

    Winner: Miss B

    Round 3:
    Both were hilarious!

    Winner: Tie

    Round 4:
    Gunz's "more wangs than in Chinatown" was great, but Miss B came back strong with the poopy joke.

    Winner: Tie

    Round 5:
    Good job out of gunz for the "wide ass" and "space telescope." Miss B's "but deep down he cries to be free" was not funny.

    Winner: Gunz

    Gunz got my vote based on completely objective opinion.

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    Actually the wart one isn't original either

    http://club.euronet.be/patrick.verbo.../limerick.html

    But who's counting
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    Originally posted by Jaded 7

    Yes, I voted for Miss B. But it had nothing to do with the Unsolved Mysteries things. Promise!:peck:

    I didn't realize Miss B's weren't originals. I've never heard any of them before. I thought she was funnier. Sorry.
    I guess I should have cut and pasted , Just when I think we are getting along, you go and dash my hopes like waves on the rocks.

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    Originally posted by gunzlingr
    Actually the wart one isn't original either

    http://club.euronet.be/patrick.verbo.../limerick.html

    But who's counting
    Uh-oh.

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    Believe me gunz, we all know whose counting. Original or not, they were still funny.
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    Originally posted by gunzlingr I guess I should have cut and pasted , Just when I think we are getting along, you go and dash my hopes like waves on the rocks.
    I'm sorry, Gunz. I honestly didn't realize Miss B's were cut and pastes jobs. I haven't heard any of those limericks at all. And they were funny.

    And, we still have........what is it that we actually agree on again? lol

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    Only 2 weren't original J. The first one and the wart one.
    I agree Miyagi, my last one really wasn't that good. That last sentence killed it.

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    Originally posted by MissBuffalo
    Believe me gunz, we all know whose counting. Original or not, they were still funny.
    They were funny!

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    Originally posted by MissBuffalo Only 2 weren't original J. The first one and the wart one.
    I agree Miyagi, my last one really wasn't that good. That last sentence killed it.
    Oh. I still think you did a GREAT job! You had me rolling. lol Thanks for the laughs. :)

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    Originally posted by Jaded 7
    Oh. I still think you did a GREAT job! You had me rolling. lol Thanks for the laughs. :)
    gunz did you flash Jaded again?

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    Originally posted by Jaded 7

    Oh. I still think you did a GREAT job! You had me rolling. lol Thanks for the laughs. :)
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    Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

    gunz did you flash Jaded again?
    One way or another your next, smart ass!

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    Originally posted by Jaded 7



    And, we still have........what is it that we actually agree on again? lol
    We both:
    like Watermelon, like killing small animals, hate Will & Grace, hate country music, were on Unsolved Mysteries, have killed hobos...

    Wait, those are me.

    We both like watermelon

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    WOW! We don't have much in common, do we, honey? Well, we'll always have watermellon.

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    Originally posted by Jaded 7
    Well, we'll always have watermellon.
    Is that what the kids call it these days?

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    sorry gunz
    I chose MissB
    not to be mean
    but they rolled off the tongue
    and we need a new Queen!
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    Gunz gets my vote. All original and all hysterical
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    Originally posted by mybills
    sorry gunz
    I chose MissB
    not to be mean
    but they rolled off the tongue
    and we need a new Queen!
    Oh no. Once again it comes down to men vs women. This isn't Survivor.

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    Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

    Oh no. Once again it comes down to men vs women. This isn't Survivor.
    Maybe EE told them to vote against me! Women who voted against me gunz Women who vote for me gunz

    Your choice ladies

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