FINAL: Round 2: gunzlingr defeats Miss Buffalo 13-12

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  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    FINAL: Round 2: gunzlingr defeats Miss Buffalo 13-12

    Round 2: Miss Buffalo vs. gunzlingr

    Round 2 will be limericks. That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    <i>For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.</i>

    Ex:

    <i>There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.</i>

    <b>Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.</b>

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here. If only BOA had made it to round 2.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just <b>5 turns</b> apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    gunzlingr will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)
    25
    Miss Buffalo
    0%
    12
    gunzlingr
    0%
    13






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  • gunzlingr
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 45976

    #2
    There once was a gal in CA
    Whose whore job wasn't providing much pay
    Even tho she liked to suck
    She had to pack up her truck
    and move to Buffalo from LA
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    • MissBuffalo
      Quiddity
      • Jul 2002
      • 2255

      #3
      There once was a man from Dakota
      Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
      She jumped out of bed,
      her ass flaming red
      And pissed in his whiskey and soda
      See me here pushing you
      If I then deny I do
      Contemplate or wish away
      If I ask you not to stay

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      • gunzlingr
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 45976

        #4
        I hear Miss B is on Crack
        Supports her habit on her back
        Had no one to blow
        so moved back to B-lo
        now Gunzlingr she weakly attacks
        You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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        • MissBuffalo
          Quiddity
          • Jul 2002
          • 2255

          #5
          There once was old gunz from the port
          Whose ***** was remarkably short
          When he got into bed
          His old woman said
          "That isn't a *****, it's a wart!"
          See me here pushing you
          If I then deny I do
          Contemplate or wish away
          If I ask you not to stay

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          • gunzlingr
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 45976

            #6
            I don't know how much malt liquor you drank
            but on my victory you can bank
            with your mountains of flab
            and your numerous crabs
            you days are numbered, dirty old skank
            You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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            • MissBuffalo
              Quiddity
              • Jul 2002
              • 2255

              #7
              There once was a man who loved Clint
              Who just couldn't take the hint
              Stalkings' a crime
              For that he'll do time
              But Big Bubba in his cell would be mint
              See me here pushing you
              If I then deny I do
              Contemplate or wish away
              If I ask you not to stay

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              • gunzlingr
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 45976

                #8
                your ryhmes aren't making me frown
                your just a freaky assclown
                you think you are keen
                just because you have seen
                more wangs than are in chinatown
                You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                • MissBuffalo
                  Quiddity
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 2255

                  #9
                  There once was a man named gunz
                  Who had a problem with the runs
                  On the toilet he'd sit
                  Exploding with s#!t
                  and an ass hotter than two suns
                  See me here pushing you
                  If I then deny I do
                  Contemplate or wish away
                  If I ask you not to stay

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                  • gunzlingr
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 45976

                    #10
                    I think that your glasses are dope,
                    There is no reason to mope
                    tho they caused a shortage of glass
                    and are as wide as your ass
                    and have the power of a space telescope
                    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                    • MissBuffalo
                      Quiddity
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 2255

                      #11
                      Gunz is a fat pansy you see
                      Whose lard hangs down past his knee
                      When he's able to walk
                      The floorboards will squak
                      but deep down he cries to be free
                      See me here pushing you
                      If I then deny I do
                      Contemplate or wish away
                      If I ask you not to stay

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                      • Mr. Miyagi
                        Lecter's Little Bitch

                        • Sep 2002
                        • 53616

                        #12
                        Good job both of you!

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                        • lordofgun
                          in charge of you

                          Administrator Emeritus
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 48416

                          #13
                          Good job!

                          Voting open until 1am eastern time






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                          • gunzlingr
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 45976

                            #14
                            good job Miss B! Your original ones are pretty good
                            You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                            • TypicalBill
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 9061

                              #15
                              Good job people...
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