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    Round 2: Miss Buffalo vs. gunzlingr

    Round 2: Miss Buffalo vs. gunzlingr

    Round 2 will be limericks. That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.

    Ex:

    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.


    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here. If only BOA had made it to round 2.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 5 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    gunzlingr will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)






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    There once was a gal in CA
    Whose whore job wasn't providing much pay
    Even tho she liked to suck
    She had to pack up her truck
    and move to Buffalo from LA
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    There once was a man from Dakota
    Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
    She jumped out of bed,
    her ass flaming red
    And pissed in his whiskey and soda
    See me here pushing you
    If I then deny I do
    Contemplate or wish away
    If I ask you not to stay

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    I hear Miss B is on Crack
    Supports her habit on her back
    Had no one to blow
    so moved back to B-lo
    now Gunzlingr she weakly attacks

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    There once was old gunz from the port
    Whose prick was remarkably short
    When he got into bed
    His old woman said
    "That isn't a prick, it's a wart!"

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    I don't know how much malt liquor you drank
    but on my victory you can bank
    with your mountains of flab
    and your numerous crabs
    you days are numbered, dirty old skank

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    There once was a man who loved Clint
    Who just couldn't take the hint
    Stalkings' a crime
    For that he'll do time
    But Big Bubba in his cell would be mint

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    your ryhmes aren't making me frown
    your just a freaky assclown
    you think you are keen
    just because you have seen
    more wangs than are in chinatown

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    There once was a man named gunz
    Who had a problem with the runs
    On the toilet he'd sit
    Exploding with s#!t
    and an ass hotter than two suns

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    I think that your glasses are dope,
    There is no reason to mope
    tho they caused a shortage of glass
    and are as wide as your ass
    and have the power of a space telescope

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    Gunz is a fat pansy you see
    Whose lard hangs down past his knee
    When he's able to walk
    The floorboards will squak
    but deep down he cries to be free

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    Good job both of you!

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    Good job!

    Voting open until 1am eastern time

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    good job Miss B! Your original ones are pretty good

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    Good job people...
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    You two were GREAT!!! :) I laughed through this entire thread. Nice job!


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    Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
    The only answer I found for all this hurt
    Is there ain't not answer here on earth


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    I gotta go with gunz since his were all original.

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    yeah, i got my money's worth

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    Did you vote against me J? Is it because of the Unsolved Mysteries thread?

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    Thanks gunz! Your's were good too!!!

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