View Poll Results: Round 2: Mr.Reality vs. Mr. Miyagi

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    "How could you", said L.O.G. to his mother,
    "Cavort in your bed with another?"
    "Oh promise me lad
    That you won't tell your dad
    If I screw you as good as your brother."

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    There was a young lad called Miyagi
    Who screwed every Tom, Dick and laddie.
    But, oh disillusion;
    His final conclusion
    Was none were as good as his daddy.

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    Originally posted by FischInMich


    No need, I'm a realist, not a joker.
    That's your problem....we are in this for the yucks, not the testosterone rush

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    You guys at Zbuds should have one of these tourneys and invite a couple of us over-


    That would be cool!

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    Originally posted by Dozerdog
    You guys at Zbuds should have one of these tourneys and invite a couple of us over-


    That would be cool!
    They're wussies.

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    Originally posted by FischInMich
    There was a young lad called Miyagi
    Who screwed every Tom, Dick and laddie.
    But, oh disillusion;
    His final conclusion
    Was none were as good as his daddy.
    That's pretty good.

    There's this kid named FischInMich
    Who longs to be Reality's bitch
    With his ass so fat and wide
    He can't feel anything inside
    All he feels is nothing but an itch

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    Originally posted by Mr.Reality

    They're wussies.
    Yes "they" are. Buuuuwaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaahahaha


    BB

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    Mr. Miyagi better not fail me this time
    Now that he's finally come up with a good line
    I hope he's not spent
    Or his head I will dent
    I'll be back later tonight after Nightline.

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    I'll be back later tonight after Nightline? :)

    It reminds me of the jingle "After these messages, we'll be riiiiiight back."

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    Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
    I'll be back later tonight after Nightline? :)

    It reminds me of the jingle "After these messages, we'll be riiiiiight back."
    That's more than you'll be saying Monday night.

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    Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

    That's pretty good.

    There's this kid named FischInMich
    Who longs to be Reality's bitch
    With his ass so fat and wide
    He can't feel anything inside
    All he feels is nothing but an itch




    Miyagi's a 2 nickel whore,
    His poems have become quite the bore,
    He lost his *** wiper,
    So he used his diaper,
    His chin isn't white anymore.

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    Even I'm embarrassed by that one, Fisch.

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    Originally posted by honey
    Even I'm embarrassed by that one, Fisch.
    Don't be embarassed, Honey. It's all in good fun.

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    Ok.

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    Originally posted by Dozerdog
    You guys at Zbuds should have one of these tourneys and invite a couple of us over-


    That would be cool!
    Really, about all you have to do is go over there and start insulting people and they'll all get hard ons and start talking s**t. For instance, if Bill C popped in, they'd be all over that. Lotta Clinton haters there. You'd barely have to lay any bait. It'd be almost as easy than FinHeaven. Just go in and bitch about the economy. Gunzlinger would have a similar effect with all the crack whore talk.

    I laid the same challenge down to FinHeaven, but all they do is go there, spy, and give scouting reports about our trolling exploits to everybody. Kinda hackish, I'd say.

    You guys have a lot more visitors than we do. This place is ripe for a smack forum of some kind. 24 hours a day. It's hilarious if you take it the right way, which is to say, just brush it off and laugh.

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