FINAL: Round 2: Mr. Miyagi defeats Mr.Reality 18-17

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  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    FINAL: Round 2: Mr. Miyagi defeats Mr.Reality 18-17

    Round 2: Mr.Reality vs. Mr. Miyagi

    Round 2 will be limericks. That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    <i>For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.</i>

    Ex:

    <i>There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.</i>

    <b>Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.</b>

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here. If only BOA had made it to round 2.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just <b>5 turns</b> apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    Mr. Miyagi will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)
    33
    Mr.Reality
    0%
    17
    Mr. Miyagi
    0%
    16






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  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little Bitch

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616

    #2
    Look out kids! Here comes Mr. Reality
    Out on parole from the penitentiary
    But he’s now a changed man
    With plenty of help in the can
    He found his true calling in homosexuality

    Comment

    • Mr.Reality
      Registered User
      • Nov 2002
      • 6194

      #3
      Mr. Miyagi, as he was known to others,
      Had palms as slick as butter
      When it was time for role-play
      Rubber gloves he’d inflate
      And play with his new pocket udders.

      Comment

      • Mr. Miyagi
        Lecter's Little Bitch

        • Sep 2002
        • 53616

        #4
        Want to turn that toothpick between your hips
        Into something blooming like beautiful tullips?
        Look who is kidding who
        Viagra won’t help you
        Try masking tape and a couple of Q-tips

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        • Mr.Reality
          Registered User
          • Nov 2002
          • 6194

          #5
          MM has a comb for his tongue
          For his toes, another one
          When he was just three
          He was shaving his knees
          And parting the tuft on his bung.

          Comment

          • Mr. Miyagi
            Lecter's Little Bitch

            • Sep 2002
            • 53616

            #6
            MR trying to score with an hourly honey
            But with $12.63 the ho thought he was funny
            “You’ll have better luck,
            if you really want to f**k,
            spend it in the pet store on a toothless bunny!”

            Comment

            • Mr.Reality
              Registered User
              • Nov 2002
              • 6194

              #7
              Mr. Miyagi went for a ride,
              To see the other side.
              But his face got broke
              When his bike lost a spoke,
              And they called it vaginacide.

              Comment

              • Mr. Miyagi
                Lecter's Little Bitch

                • Sep 2002
                • 53616

                #8
                Don't you know how to talk smack?
                You can’t touch me with that, jack
                Save yourself some time
                there is not enough rhyme
                To stop me from smoking MR like he’s crack!

                Comment

                • Mr.Reality
                  Registered User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 6194

                  #9
                  MM couldn’t spell Eminem,
                  So he went with Miyagi instead.
                  But he still couldn’t rap
                  ‘cause his words were all crap,
                  and drug ass around the next bend.

                  Comment

                  • Mr. Miyagi
                    Lecter's Little Bitch

                    • Sep 2002
                    • 53616

                    #10
                    It was tough last round facing D
                    He’s good with rhyming everyone could see
                    But it’s easy beating you
                    Clearly you didn’t even go to school
                    Nor can you say “Hooked on Phonics worked for me!”

                    Comment

                    • Mr.Reality
                      Registered User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 6194

                      #11
                      There once was a man from Wisconsin,
                      Who’s pulse wasn’t very responsive.
                      With his crystal ball
                      He said “Please, tell me all!”
                      It said “You’re ‘bout as useful as Rob Johnson.”

                      Comment

                      • Mr. Miyagi
                        Lecter's Little Bitch

                        • Sep 2002
                        • 53616

                        #12
                        That's it! Good match MR!

                        Comment

                        • Mr.Reality
                          Registered User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 6194

                          #13
                          Good job.

                          Comment

                          • Michael82
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 82330

                            #14
                            Polls are open for voting! Voting will close at 10 AM tomorrow.

                            Good Job Both of you!

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                            • Gazoo
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 46

                              #15
                              A limerick contest with Mr. Miyagi
                              It's quite like watching a frightened dog pee
                              Thank heavens for the diaper
                              When the insults make him hyper
                              At least we don't see it running down his knee

                              Then we have the muppet Mr. Reality
                              Trying to spoof us with hierarchy
                              Thinking he's a poet
                              Hoping we'll vote for it
                              Who's the limerick champ? I say ME ME ME!



                              Can I do that? Can I vote for me? Is this within the rules? Oh, though I do deserve it ... I guess not.

                              So, who to pick, let's see ...

                              Round 1

                              Miyagi - homosexual joke with an oft used prison spin
                              Reality - pocket pool reference with a yet to be used analogy of cow tits to a sack

                              Reality

                              Round 2

                              Myagi - pin dick joke with a unique q-tip needed for a boner reference
                              Reality - insanity, pure and simple, yet clever

                              Push

                              Round 3

                              Myagi - more sex jokes, the last line didn't flow, but the bunny was funny
                              Reality - breaking Myagi's face is liking breaking a vagina, I like it

                              Reality

                              Round 4

                              Myagi - good lines, but a departure from coherent by switching from the first person to third person
                              Reality - first four lines were great, but like Myagi, the fifth missed it's mark

                              Push

                              Round 5

                              Myagi - good finish
                              Reality - decent finish

                              Myagi

                              Nice job to both, but looks like I'm going to have to go with Mr. Reality!

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