"How could you", said L.O.G. to his mother,
"Cavort in your bed with another?"
"Oh promise me lad
That you won't tell your dad
If I screw you as good as your brother."
Mr.Reality
Mr. Miyagi
There was a young lad called Miyagi
Who screwed every Tom, Dick and laddie.
But, oh disillusion;
His final conclusion
Was none were as good as his daddy.
That's your problem....we are in this for the yucks, not the testosterone rushOriginally posted by FischInMich
No need, I'm a realist, not a joker.
You guys at Zbuds should have one of these tourneys and invite a couple of us over-
That would be cool!
They're wussies.Originally posted by Dozerdog
You guys at Zbuds should have one of these tourneys and invite a couple of us over-
That would be cool!
That's pretty good.Originally posted by FischInMich
There was a young lad called Miyagi
Who screwed every Tom, Dick and laddie.
But, oh disillusion;
His final conclusion
Was none were as good as his daddy.
There's this kid named FischInMich
Who longs to be Reality's *****
With his ass so fat and wide
He can't feel anything inside
All he feels is nothing but an itch
Yes "they" are. BuuuuwaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaahahahaOriginally posted by Mr.Reality
They're wussies.
BB
Mr. Miyagi better not fail me this time
Now that he's finally come up with a good line
I hope he's not spent
Or his head I will dent
I'll be back later tonight after Nightline.
I'll be back later tonight after Nightline? :)
It reminds me of the jingle "After these messages, we'll be riiiiiight back."
That's more than you'll be saying Monday night.Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
I'll be back later tonight after Nightline? :)
It reminds me of the jingle "After these messages, we'll be riiiiiight back."
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
That's pretty good.
There's this kid named FischInMich
Who longs to be Reality's *****
With his ass so fat and wide
He can't feel anything inside
All he feels is nothing but an itch
Miyagi's a 2 nickel whore,
His poems have become quite the bore,
He lost his *** wiper,
So he used his diaper,
His chin isn't white anymore.
Even I'm embarrassed by that one, Fisch.
Don't be embarassed, Honey. It's all in good fun.Originally posted by honey
Even I'm embarrassed by that one, Fisch.
Ok.
Really, about all you have to do is go over there and start insulting people and they'll all get hard ons and start talking s**t. For instance, if Bill C popped in, they'd be all over that. Lotta Clinton haters there. You'd barely have to lay any bait. It'd be almost as easy than FinHeaven. Just go in and ***** about the economy. Gunzlinger would have a similar effect with all the crack whore talk.Originally posted by Dozerdog
You guys at Zbuds should have one of these tourneys and invite a couple of us over-
That would be cool!
I laid the same challenge down to FinHeaven, but all they do is go there, spy, and give scouting reports about our trolling exploits to everybody. Kinda hackish, I'd say.
You guys have a lot more visitors than we do. This place is ripe for a smack forum of some kind. 24 hours a day. It's hilarious if you take it the right way, which is to say, just brush it off and laugh.