View Poll Results: Round 2: Mr.Reality vs. Mr. Miyagi

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    Round 2: Mr.Reality vs. Mr. Miyagi

    Round 2: Mr.Reality vs. Mr. Miyagi

    Round 2 will be limericks. That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.

    Ex:

    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.


    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here. If only BOA had made it to round 2.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 5 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    Mr. Miyagi will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)






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    Look out kids! Here comes Mr. Reality
    Out on parole from the penitentiary
    But he’s now a changed man
    With plenty of help in the can
    He found his true calling in homosexuality

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    Mr. Miyagi, as he was known to others,
    Had palms as slick as butter
    When it was time for role-play
    Rubber gloves he’d inflate
    And play with his new pocket udders.

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    Want to turn that toothpick between your hips
    Into something blooming like beautiful tullips?
    Look who is kidding who
    Viagra won’t help you
    Try masking tape and a couple of Q-tips

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    MM has a comb for his tongue
    For his toes, another one
    When he was just three
    He was shaving his knees
    And parting the tuft on his bung.

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    MR trying to score with an hourly honey
    But with $12.63 the ho thought he was funny
    “You’ll have better luck,
    if you really want to f**k,
    spend it in the pet store on a toothless bunny!”

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    Mr. Miyagi went for a ride,
    To see the other side.
    But his face got broke
    When his bike lost a spoke,
    And they called it vaginacide.

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    Don't you know how to talk smack?
    You can’t touch me with that, jack
    Save yourself some time
    there is not enough rhyme
    To stop me from smoking MR like he’s crack!

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    MM couldn’t spell Eminem,
    So he went with Miyagi instead.
    But he still couldn’t rap
    ‘cause his words were all crap,
    and drug ass around the next bend.

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    It was tough last round facing D
    He’s good with rhyming everyone could see
    But it’s easy beating you
    Clearly you didn’t even go to school
    Nor can you say “Hooked on Phonics worked for me!”

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    There once was a man from Wisconsin,
    Who’s pulse wasn’t very responsive.
    With his crystal ball
    He said “Please, tell me all!”
    It said “You’re ‘bout as useful as Rob Johnson.”

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    That's it! Good match MR!

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    Good job.

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    Polls are open for voting! Voting will close at 10 AM tomorrow.

    Good Job Both of you!






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    A limerick contest with Mr. Miyagi
    It's quite like watching a frightened dog pee
    Thank heavens for the diaper
    When the insults make him hyper
    At least we don't see it running down his knee

    Then we have the muppet Mr. Reality
    Trying to spoof us with hierarchy
    Thinking he's a poet
    Hoping we'll vote for it
    Who's the limerick champ? I say ME ME ME!



    Can I do that? Can I vote for me? Is this within the rules? Oh, though I do deserve it ... I guess not.

    So, who to pick, let's see ...

    Round 1

    Miyagi - homosexual joke with an oft used prison spin
    Reality - pocket pool reference with a yet to be used analogy of cow tits to a sack

    Reality

    Round 2

    Myagi - pin dick joke with a unique q-tip needed for a boner reference
    Reality - insanity, pure and simple, yet clever

    Push

    Round 3

    Myagi - more sex jokes, the last line didn't flow, but the bunny was funny
    Reality - breaking Myagi's face is liking breaking a vagina, I like it

    Reality

    Round 4

    Myagi - good lines, but a departure from coherent by switching from the first person to third person
    Reality - first four lines were great, but like Myagi, the fifth missed it's mark

    Push

    Round 5

    Myagi - good finish
    Reality - decent finish

    Myagi

    Nice job to both, but looks like I'm going to have to go with Mr. Reality!

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    Nice job Mr. M and Mr. Reality. :)
    Originally posted by Gazoo Round 3

    Myagi - more sex jokes, the last line didn't flow, but the bunny was funny
    Reality - breaking Myagi's face is liking breaking a vagina, I like it

    Reality
    Nice breakdown, Gazoo. :) I thought they both did a great job. Although I didn't get the bicycle joke.


    There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
    Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
    The only answer I found for all this hurt
    Is there ain't not answer here on earth


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    But of course you'll vote for me right Jaded?

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    Nice RJ reference, Mr. R.

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    Mr M did ok but my vote goes to Mr. R

    The Bills Make Me Want to Shout

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    damn both of you did good

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