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    Round 2: Patrick76777 vs. lordofgun

    Round 2: Patrick76777 vs. lordofgun

    Round 2 will be limericks. That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.

    Ex:

    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.


    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here. If only BOA had made it to round 2.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 5 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    Patrick76777 will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)






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    We knew a boy named Lord of Gun
    When he heard his daddy he would run
    For he was just a boy
    And he did not enjoy
    When daddy would put meat in his bun.
    Resign our own guys!

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    Met Patrick about 12 PM
    He tried to poke me with his stem.
    He was so ugly
    I started to flee
    God molded his face from BMs.

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    Elmira is a town in the Sticks
    Its residents are referred to as Hicks
    Shallow is the dating pool
    So they follow the simple rule
    Marrying your sister is the fix.

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    Since Patrick couldn't land Jaded
    He said it was his life he hated.
    His wife was not tasty
    She was white and pasty
    He frequently masterbated.

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    Log loves the computer so Iíve heard
    He runs a site about the charging herd
    20 hours a day is a bit much
    Soon heíll be out of touch
    But that is the life of a computer nerd

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    Seventeen days in a row
    Patrick sucked my big toe.
    He begged for mercy
    I nicknamed him Percy
    And turned him into a male ho.

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    Logís son was born and times were not sad
    But the good times would soon turn bad
    Mom is so pretty
    Which makes it so s#itty
    That new baby ended up looking like dad.

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    Patrick thinks he's Mr. Witty
    But his rhymes ask for nothing but pity.
    My foot in his mouth
    I'll send it down south
    And then I will rip off his titty.

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    Logís losing his hair Iím afraid it needed to be said
    Each morning piles and piles he leaves in his bed
    Rogaine youíll soon be needing
    The hair is quickly receding
    Soon youíll lose the fore and upgrade to a Fivehead.

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    I just kicked your ass in a big way
    I'll do it again without delay.
    I'm glad this is finished
    Your skills have diminished
    Congratulations, you wasted my day.

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    It's over. Good job Pat.

    Voting ends at 1am eastern tonight.

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    You guys were GREAT! Log, I'm so glad you decided to enter one of your twisted and evil contests. You're very good at this.

    I honestly don't know who to vote for.


    There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
    Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
    The only answer I found for all this hurt
    Is there ain't not answer here on earth


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    at least you guys got away from the gay/incest jokes...those are getting over used...




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    This is the best match so far!

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    It was hilarious! I think log's limericks rolled off the tongue a bit smoother, but both were GREAT!

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    Log

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    I have to say that I wished BOA would have been here, you guys would have went down hard!
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    Originally posted by gunzlingr
    I have to say that I wished BOA would have been here, you guys would have went down hard!
    Would have went??? And look who's making fun of somebody else's grammar!

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    OMG!!! Can you imagine BOA trying to compose a limmerick?

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