FINAL: Round 2: lordofgun and Patrick76777 15-15 tie

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  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    FINAL: Round 2: lordofgun and Patrick76777 15-15 tie

    Round 2: Patrick76777 vs. lordofgun

    Round 2 will be limericks. That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    <i>For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.</i>

    Ex:

    <i>There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.</i>

    <b>Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.</b>

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here. If only BOA had made it to round 2.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just <b>5 turns</b> apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    Patrick76777 will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)
    33
    Patrick76777
    0%
    15
    lordofgun
    0%
    18






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  • Patrick76777
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 17297

    #2
    We knew a boy named Lord of Gun
    When he heard his daddy he would run
    For he was just a boy
    And he did not enjoy
    When daddy would put meat in his bun.
    Resign our own guys!

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    • lordofgun
      in charge of you

      Administrator Emeritus
      • Jul 2002
      • 48416

      #3
      Met Patrick about 12 PM
      He tried to poke me with his stem.
      He was so ugly
      I started to flee
      God molded his face from BMs.






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      • Patrick76777
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 17297

        #4
        Elmira is a town in the Sticks
        Its residents are referred to as Hicks
        Shallow is the dating pool
        So they follow the simple rule
        Marrying your sister is the fix.
        Resign our own guys!

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        • lordofgun
          in charge of you

          Administrator Emeritus
          • Jul 2002
          • 48416

          #5
          Since Patrick couldn't land Jaded
          He said it was his life he hated.
          His wife was not tasty
          She was white and pasty
          He frequently masterbated.






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          • Patrick76777
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 17297

            #6
            Log loves the computer so I’ve heard
            He runs a site about the charging herd
            20 hours a day is a bit much
            Soon he’ll be out of touch
            But that is the life of a computer nerd
            Resign our own guys!

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            • lordofgun
              in charge of you

              Administrator Emeritus
              • Jul 2002
              • 48416

              #7
              Seventeen days in a row
              Patrick sucked my big toe.
              He begged for mercy
              I nicknamed him Percy
              And turned him into a male ho.






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              • Patrick76777
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 17297

                #8
                Log’s son was born and times were not sad
                But the good times would soon turn bad
                Mom is so pretty
                Which makes it so s#itty
                That new baby ended up looking like dad.
                Resign our own guys!

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                • lordofgun
                  in charge of you

                  Administrator Emeritus
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 48416

                  #9
                  Patrick thinks he's Mr. Witty
                  But his rhymes ask for nothing but pity.
                  My foot in his mouth
                  I'll send it down south
                  And then I will rip off his titty.






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                  • Patrick76777
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 17297

                    #10
                    Log’s losing his hair I’m afraid it needed to be said
                    Each morning piles and piles he leaves in his bed
                    Rogaine you’ll soon be needing
                    The hair is quickly receding
                    Soon you’ll lose the fore and upgrade to a Fivehead.
                    Resign our own guys!

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                    • lordofgun
                      in charge of you

                      Administrator Emeritus
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 48416

                      #11
                      I just kicked your ass in a big way
                      I'll do it again without delay.
                      I'm glad this is finished
                      Your skills have diminished
                      Congratulations, you wasted my day.






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                      • lordofgun
                        in charge of you

                        Administrator Emeritus
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 48416

                        #12
                        It's over. Good job Pat.

                        Voting ends at 1am eastern tonight.






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                        • Jaded 7
                          Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 22477

                          #13
                          You guys were GREAT! Log, I'm so glad you decided to enter one of your twisted and evil contests. You're very good at this.

                          I honestly don't know who to vote for.


                          There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
                          Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
                          The only answer I found for all this hurt
                          Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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                          • Ebenezer
                            Give me a minute...
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 73868

                            #14
                            at least you guys got away from the gay/incest jokes...those are getting over used...




                            For all the education and practice each of us undergoes, the achievment of mastery is ultimately the outcome of a personal quest for understanding.

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                            • Mr. Miyagi
                              Lecter's Little Bitch

                              • Sep 2002
                              • 53616

                              #15
                              This is the best match so far!

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