FINAL: Round 2: BillC defeats THATHURMANATOR 13-9

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  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    FINAL: Round 2: BillC defeats THATHURMANATOR 13-9

    Round 2: BillC vs. THATHURMANATOR

    Round 2 will be limericks. That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    <i>For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.</i>

    Ex:

    <i>There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.</i>

    <b>Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.</b>

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here. If only BOA had made it to round 2.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just <b>5 turns</b> apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    THATHURMANATOR will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)
    22
    BillC
    0%
    13
    THATHURMANATOR
    0%
    9






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  • THATHURMANATOR
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 69112

    #2
    There once was a jerk named Dozer
    who uses alias's and is a poser
    He thought it was cool
    but he's really a fool
    If he thought he could step to THATHURMANATOR

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    • BillC
      The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
      • Jul 2002
      • 1737

      #3
      Thurm's life Chapter I - July 4th, 1976



      In the backseat of an AMC Gremlin, a naked couple shared sperm

      bumping uglies were a guy with mullett, and a chick with a bad perm

      After 45 seconds there was a moan followed by splatter....

      But something went wrong with the baby batter......

      Thus was conceived the ****** named Thurm

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      • THATHURMANATOR
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 69112

        #4
        Bill C just thinks he's so witty
        but these rhymes you write are so Damn sh1tty
        I think your a jerk
        and you continue to lurk
        Please don't expect me to show you some pity

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        • BillC
          The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
          • Jul 2002
          • 1737

          #5
          There once was a quarterback named Bledsoe
          Who is #1 because ThatThurminator said so
          It used to be Jim Kelly
          Who T followed with KY Jelly
          And begged him to play "Tickle me Elmo"

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          • THATHURMANATOR
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 69112

            #6
            There once was this poster named Billie
            Who had and embarrassingly small willie
            which made him so mad
            when his girlfriend got sad
            and said his weiner looked so damn silly

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            • BillC
              The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
              • Jul 2002
              • 1737

              #7
              There once was a idiot who tried to steal some beer.
              He was caught by a fat pansy cashier. :bigmike:
              Wegman’s caught it on tape
              As he tried to escape
              He should of concealed it in his man-boobs brassiere

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              • THATHURMANATOR
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 69112

                #8
                So BillC thinks that he's the Chief
                Well then he and I will have beef
                Your nothing but scum
                I'll kick your fat bum
                Feel lucky that you still have your teeth

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                • BillC
                  The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 1737

                  #9
                  There once was a loser fron section 122
                  Who carried some serious wood for Drew
                  He stalked him in the flesh
                  wearing nothing but a hat made of mesh
                  Waving pom poms and shouting "I love You!"

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                  • THATHURMANATOR
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 69112

                    #10
                    Well you say Im the one who loves Drew
                    but isn't it him you said you wanted to screw?
                    Well if thats the case
                    Im outta this place
                    You said it was him you wish you had blew!

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                    • BillC
                      The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 1737

                      #11
                      It's been a lot of fun sparring with this drunk
                      A Ublink wanna-be and two bit punk
                      With vomit on his clothes
                      beer coming out his nose
                      This loser definately ain't got the funk

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                      • lordofgun
                        in charge of you

                        Administrator Emeritus
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 48416

                        #12
                        Good job guys! Voting wraps up at 1am eastern tonight!






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                        • BillC
                          The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 1737

                          #13
                          Nice work, Thurm!

                          It was an honor and a pleasure abusing you!

                          Let's do this again sometime soon.......

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                          • gunzlingr
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 45976

                            #14
                            BillsC was dropping more bombs than the Bible has psalms!

                            Word up, Yo!

                            You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                            • Jaded 7
                              Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 22477

                              #15
                              WOW! That was great guys!

                              Once again, I don't know who to vote for. You both had me


                              There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
                              Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
                              The only answer I found for all this hurt
                              Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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