View Poll Results: Round 2: BillC vs. THATHURMANATOR

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    Round 2: BillC vs. THATHURMANATOR

    Round 2: BillC vs. THATHURMANATOR

    Round 2 will be limericks. That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.

    Ex:

    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.


    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

    If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here. If only BOA had made it to round 2.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 5 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    THATHURMANATOR will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)






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    There once was a jerk named Dozer
    who uses alias's and is a poser
    He thought it was cool
    but he's really a fool
    If he thought he could step to THATHURMANATOR

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    Thurm's life Chapter I - July 4th, 1976



    In the backseat of an AMC Gremlin, a naked couple shared sperm

    bumping uglies were a guy with mullett, and a chick with a bad perm

    After 45 seconds there was a moan followed by splatter....

    But something went wrong with the baby batter......

    Thus was conceived the ****** named Thurm

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    Bill C just thinks he's so witty
    but these rhymes you write are so Damn sh1tty
    I think your a jerk
    and you continue to lurk
    Please don't expect me to show you some pity

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    There once was a quarterback named Bledsoe
    Who is #1 because ThatThurminator said so
    It used to be Jim Kelly
    Who T followed with KY Jelly
    And begged him to play "Tickle me Elmo"

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    There once was this poster named Billie
    Who had and embarrassingly small willie
    which made him so mad
    when his girlfriend got sad
    and said his weiner looked so damn silly

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    There once was a idiot who tried to steal some beer.
    He was caught by a fat pansy cashier. :bigmike:
    Wegman’s caught it on tape
    As he tried to escape
    He should of concealed it in his man-boobs brassiere

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    So BillC thinks that he's the Chief
    Well then he and I will have beef
    Your nothing but scum
    I'll kick your fat bum
    Feel lucky that you still have your teeth

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    There once was a loser fron section 122
    Who carried some serious wood for Drew
    He stalked him in the flesh
    wearing nothing but a hat made of mesh
    Waving pom poms and shouting "I love You!"

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    Well you say Im the one who loves Drew
    but isn't it him you said you wanted to screw?
    Well if thats the case
    Im outta this place
    You said it was him you wish you had blew!

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    It's been a lot of fun sparring with this drunk
    A Ublink wanna-be and two bit punk
    With vomit on his clothes
    beer coming out his nose
    This loser definately ain't got the funk

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    Good job guys! Voting wraps up at 1am eastern tonight!

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    Nice work, Thurm!

    It was an honor and a pleasure abusing you!

    Let's do this again sometime soon.......

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    BillsC was dropping more bombs than the Bible has psalms!

    Word up, Yo!

    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    WOW! That was great guys!

    Once again, I don't know who to vote for. You both had me


    There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
    Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
    The only answer I found for all this hurt
    Is there ain't not answer here on earth


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    Nice job y'all!


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    Originally posted by BillC
    Nice work, Thurm!

    It was an honor and a pleasure abusing you!

    Let's do this again sometime soon.......
    Same to you!!! GOOD WORK!

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    WTF???

    HEY people if you want to vote for me you need to hit the button next to my name not BillC's!!!

    Thank you for your time!

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    Way to lead the masses there, Thurm!

    Maybe when my old lady gets elected, you can stop by the White House, one Prez to another. I'll take you up on Air Force One!
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    LOL!!!

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