Let's keep the rounds seperate, so we can monitor the progress of the contestants.
Let's keep the rounds seperate, so we can monitor the progress of the contestants.
You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
Patrick's opener is
RIP QT 3/13/09 I miss you!
Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us ZONERS now, and at the hour of death.
Billszone.com, our mother...PRAY FOR US!!!!
Who died and left you in charge, Gunz? Geez, give the man a little power and it goes to his head.
I thought both openers were pretty good. This part of the insults is going to be hard.
But for the grace of God go I
I must've been born a lucky guy
Heaven only knows how I've been blessed
With the gift of you love
And I look around and all I see
Is your happiness embracing me
Oh Lord I'd be lost
But for the grace of God
I made him boss. Shut your yapper.
I just thought that it would be nice to keep things separated for each round, J!
LOG's comeback was dy-no-mite!
Originally posted by lordofgun I made him boss. Shut your yapper.
ugly and flee-----------> weak
Patrick's in the lead
(( Go West Seneca West ))
More gay incest jokes.
Someone's still bitter from Round 1.Originally posted by clumping platelets
ugly and flee-----------> weak
Patrick's in the lead
(( Go West Seneca West ))
wow... very strong start. All of'em were great.
Since Patrick couldn't land Jaded
He said it was his life he hated.
His wife was not tasty
She was white and pasty
He frequently masterbated.
These are great!At this rate, we'll be voting for Patrick and Log by noon.
But which one should we vote for?
Originally posted by honey
But which one should we vote for?
i guess we'll have to wait and see:huddle:
I don't know. I only voted in three contests so far. I feel guilty when I vote. I like everyone and I don't want to have to choose.I voted for Miss B, Eb because I felt sorry for him and Patrick because I didn't understand half the stuff BOA wrote. This one between Log and Patrick is going to be really, really hard.
Jaded, you have to vote for me since I was the first to use your name in a limerick.
I'm such a romantic.
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