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  • gunzlingr
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 45976

    LOG, arent the limericks to be original?

    Look familiar?

    Submitted By: Lou Mandel
    There once was a man from Dakota
    Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
    She jumped out of bed,
    her c-nt flaming red
    And pissed in his whiskey and soda

    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    • ArcticWildMan

      Busted!!!!

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      • MissBuffalo
        Quiddity
        • Jul 2002
        • 2255

        did I break the rules??
        See me here pushing you
        If I then deny I do
        Contemplate or wish away
        If I ask you not to stay

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        • ArcticWildMan

          I don't think so. It just shows a lack of creativity (or the bad luck to get caught )

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          • MissBuffalo
            Quiddity
            • Jul 2002
            • 2255

            No worries. I'll post my last one and than I'm off for the night.
            See me here pushing you
            If I then deny I do
            Contemplate or wish away
            If I ask you not to stay

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            • lordofgun
              in charge of you

              Administrator Emeritus
              • Jul 2002
              • 48416

              Originally posted by gunzlingr
              LOG, arent the limericks to be original?

              Look familiar?

              Submitted By: Lou Mandel
              There once was a man from Dakota
              Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
              She jumped out of bed,
              her c-nt flaming red
              And pissed in his whiskey and soda

              http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa...ty/lims1p.html
              It's up to the voters, bro.






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              • Mr. Miyagi
                Lecter's Little Bitch

                • Sep 2002
                • 53616

                My limericks may well be lame
                Rhyming has never been my name
                At least I'm not like some lady
                Whose sportsmanship is shady
                I don't go cheating in my game

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                • ArcticWildMan

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                  • Mr. Miyagi
                    Lecter's Little Bitch

                    • Sep 2002
                    • 53616

                    NOW do I get your vote AWM?

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                    • BillC
                      The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 1737

                      Gee Gunz.... curious you were searching Limerick sites.... looking for some help yourself?

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                      • ArcticWildMan

                        Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
                        NOW do I get your vote AWM?

                        Hah!! My vote isn't bought THAT easily. I will consider offers of beer, however

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                        • Mr. Miyagi
                          Lecter's Little Bitch

                          • Sep 2002
                          • 53616

                          There once was a quarterback named Bledsoe
                          Who is #1 because ThatThurminator said so
                          It used to be Jim Kelly
                          Who T followed with KY Jelly
                          And begged him to play "Tickle me Elmo"

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                          • Mr. Miyagi
                            Lecter's Little Bitch

                            • Sep 2002
                            • 53616

                            Originally posted by ArcticWildMan
                            Hah!! My vote isn't bought THAT easily. I will consider offers of beer, however

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                            • Mr. Miyagi
                              Lecter's Little Bitch

                              • Sep 2002
                              • 53616

                              Holy cow LOG and Patrick are all tied up!!!

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                              • imbondz
                                Democrats are people too
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 26041

                                Originally posted by BillC
                                Gee Gunz.... curious you were searching Limerick sites.... looking for some help yourself?
                                BillC - Aren't YOU Gunz, you cheater.
                                My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

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