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Thread: Final Round 2: PATRICK AND LOG 2-limerick SHOWDOWN OF DEATH! LOG wins 15-11

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    PATRICK AND LOG 2-limerick SHOWDOWN OF DEATH!

    I'll get started in the next post.

    Once we each write 2 limericks, the polls will be open. :pow:






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    To those with no sense of humor
    You have brains that resemble Pat's tumor.
    Full of puss and curled hair
    It's located down there
    And requires a full-time groomer.

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    A boy named Log found the girl he wanted to Court
    She failed to tell him how the sailors used her port
    Her secrets she had to bury
    So Log would ask her to marry
    And now on his ***** sits a big juicy Wart
    Resign our own guys!

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    Sorry to torture you folks
    With more of Patrick's lame jokes.
    He had one more chance
    To get to the dance
    For the second straight time, he chokes.

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    Sitting on the beach watching the water’s calm motion
    Log removes his shirt but uses sun block lotion
    But being so fat and pale
    He so resembles a whale
    That the folks from PETA push him back in the Ocean

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    @ both of you!

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    Voting's open 'til 1am eastern.

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    do we take into consideration what was said in the original 2nd round thread? or just this thread?
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    Whatever you want, bro.

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    I like them both, but LOGs had a more even flow to them.
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    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    Hmmmm.... Who am I going to vote for???


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    I can't decide between LOG's "full-time groomer" and Patrick's "whale". I literally LOL on both of those.

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    You guys did a great job, once again. The choice was much easier this time.


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    Well let's do this again.

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    Originally posted by Jaded 7
    You guys did a great job, once again. The choice was much easier this time.
    Actually I found it much harder this time. Patrick pulled out his best stuff yet LOG maintained his regular quality.

    I'm torn.

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    I'm flipping a coin. Both of them did good!!

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    is the voting based on this OT showdown only?


    Jaded, did you vote based on this OT showdown only? ..or did you take into consideration what went in the original 2nd RD thread?

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    I will be voting based on OT only, TB.

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    Sorry Log....you lost in the coin toss. Heads was you, tails was Patrick. It was tails.

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