Final Round 2: PATRICK AND LOG 2-limerick SHOWDOWN OF DEATH! LOG wins 15-11

[lordofgun]

I'll get started in the next post.

Once we each write 2 limericks, the polls will be open. :pow:

[lordofgun]

To those with no sense of humor
You have brains that resemble Pat's tumor.
Full of puss and curled hair
It's located down there
And requires a full-time groomer.

[Patrick76777]

A boy named Log found the girl he wanted to Court
She failed to tell him how the sailors used her port
Her secrets she had to bury
So Log would ask her to marry
And now on his ***** sits a big juicy Wart

[lordofgun]

Sorry to torture you folks
With more of Patrick's lame jokes.
He had one more chance
To get to the dance
For the second straight time, he chokes.

[Patrick76777]

Sitting on the beach watching the water’s calm motion
Log removes his shirt but uses sun block lotion
But being so fat and pale
He so resembles a whale
That the folks from PETA push him back in the Ocean

[Mr. Miyagi]

@ both of you!

[clumping platelets]

[lordofgun]

Voting's open 'til 1am eastern.

[TypicalBill]

do we take into consideration what was said in the original 2nd round thread? or just this thread?

[lordofgun]

Whatever you want, bro.

[Gunzlingr]

I like them both, but LOGs had a more even flow to them.
to LOG

[imbondz]

Hmmmm.... Who am I going to vote for???

[Mr. Miyagi]

I can't decide between LOG's "full-time groomer" and Patrick's "whale". I literally LOL on both of those.

[Valerie]

You guys did a great job, once again. The choice was much easier this time.

[Patrick76777]

Well let's do this again.