Losers excuse thread

[Mr.Reality]

I should have drank more beer
Or I would still be here
Now I have to wait until Monday
And get a hot fudge sunday
Because I should have drank more beer.

[FischInMich]

I JUST GOT A GALLON OF BEER
THE TENDER SAID CLOSING TIME'S NEAR
SO I DRANK AND I CHUGGED
I CHUGGED AND I GLUGGED
AND SAID "ISH AIRE A BAFROOM IN" BLAAAAAAAAAH
Ted Ebert IV

[Mr.Reality]

MyBills started a poll
He is such a pole
But unknownst to him
PaTTrick would win
Hardy Har, Ho Ho Ho.

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by Mr.Reality
MyBills started a poll
He is such a pole
But unknownst to him
PaTTrick would win
Hardy Har, Ho Ho Ho.

mybills is a female....

[Mr.Reality]

Originally posted by The_Philster
mybills is a female....

Hey, look, OK? I don't have time to be runnin' a personal background check on every single person who throws an insult my way and I have another limerick on the tip of my tongue. OK? It's unrealistic, and Reality is my name. You want somebody like that, go find Joe Friday, but then, he wouldn't be very damn funny now would he?

[The_Philster]

Well, we only have a few females on the site...odds were in favor of it being a guy but this was one of those instances where you were talking about a girl is all.

[Mr.Reality]

That's been my luck in this tourney.

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by Mr.Reality
That's been my luck in this tourney.

Don't let it bug you....women were put on this Earth to screw with us This is just another example of that.

[honey]

Originally posted by The_Philster


Don't let it bug you....women were put on this Earth to screw with us This is just another example of that.

I thought it was the other way around.

[Mr.Reality]

Mr. Reality got a new avitar
Which was better than the other piece of ***** by far
And now he's wasting time
Because football season's two months away
And he doesn't care if that don't rhyme.

[honey]

I LIKE that one!

[bigbry]

Originally posted by Mr.Reality
That's been my luck in this tourney.

And whats the excuse for your past, present and future life?

LOSER!


BB

[Mr.Reality]

Pluck, Schmuck, Pluck
BigCry played with his butt
He screamed "Holy Henry!"
His big toe had envy
As his fist disappeared with a THUCK.

[FischInMich]

Verse 2

Pluck, Schmuck, Pluck
Bry tenders his ass with Tucks,
Hemmorhoids are a *****,
God damn, do they itch
Dumb pasty Pluck Schmuck ****.

[Mr.Reality]

Where BigCry comes from people get subsidies for having shoes.