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    Losers excuse thread

    Hold on. I got Miles Lane on the line. I wanna ask him if for a ruling on that limerick thing. . .

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    Mills Lane!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    No. He's the little bald headed guy.

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    Thats Mills Lane "Lets get it on"

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    Ya, his name is Mills, not Miles.

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    I don't care what his name is so long as he orgnaizes a protest in front of John Robbie Stadium.

    MR. REALITY GOT ROBBED!! CHECK THE CHADS, DAMMIT!! CHECK THE CHADS!!

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    orgnaizes? You've been reading SoFL too long.

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    I went to a den full of homers
    who where playing with each others boners.
    FinHeaven came in
    Wiped the splooge from their chin;
    The art of a recalcitrant BillsZoner.

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    Fee Fie Fo Fum
    I'm out, but I'm still gonna ***** some
    We've already had one questionable vote
    Put down the pipe and sniff like regular folk
    I smell the blood of a Buddhist nun.

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    Deepthroat chicken in a homers lap
    Ten more seconds it's neck will snap
    Mom's gonna cook some bird tonight
    A word of advice: don't eat the thighs
    And that's a fact, Jack.

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    Why weren't you this remotely funny when it counted?

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    What's the problem MR? What questionable vote are you talking about???

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    Chokes like the Dolphins when it counts!

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    Originally posted by Dozerdog
    Why weren't you this remotely funny when it counted?
    Because you needleheads voted for the dick jokes.

    Hacks.

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    Originally posted by Dozerdog
    Why weren't you this remotely funny when it counted?
    By the way, 3 out of 4 of your trolls are still playing. Therefore you aren't allowed to post in the excuse/whine thread. Next round, maybe. This round I corner the market on excuses on this block.

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    I should have drank more beer
    Or I would still be here
    Now I have to wait until Monday
    And get a hot fudge sunday
    Because I should have drank more beer.

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    I JUST GOT A GALLON OF BEER
    THE TENDER SAID CLOSING TIME'S NEAR
    SO I DRANK AND I CHUGGED
    I CHUGGED AND I GLUGGED
    AND SAID "ISH AIRE A BAFROOM IN" BLAAAAAAAAAH
    Ted Ebert IV

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    MyBills started a poll
    He is such a pole
    But unknownst to him
    PaTTrick would win
    Hardy Har, Ho Ho Ho.

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    Originally posted by Mr.Reality
    MyBills started a poll
    He is such a pole
    But unknownst to him
    PaTTrick would win
    Hardy Har, Ho Ho Ho.

    mybills is a female....

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    Originally posted by The_Philster
    mybills is a female....
    Hey, look, OK? I don't have time to be runnin' a personal background check on every single person who throws an insult my way and I have another limerick on the tip of my tongue. OK? It's unrealistic, and Reality is my name. You want somebody like that, go find Joe Friday, but then, he wouldn't be very damn funny now would he?

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