Losers excuse thread

[Mr.Reality]

Hold on. I got Miles Lane on the line. I wanna ask him if for a ruling on that limerick thing. . .

[Brian H]

Mills Lane!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr.Reality]

No. He's the little bald headed guy.

[Brian H]

Thats Mills Lane "Lets get it on"

[Sabre Ally]

Ya, his name is Mills, not Miles.

[Mr.Reality]

I don't care what his name is so long as he orgnaizes a protest in front of John Robbie Stadium.

MR. REALITY GOT ROBBED!! CHECK THE CHADS, DAMMIT!! CHECK THE CHADS!!

[Sabre Ally]

orgnaizes? You've been reading SoFL too long.

[Mr.Reality]

I went to a den full of homers
who where playing with each others boners.
FinHeaven came in
Wiped the splooge from their chin;
The art of a recalcitrant BillsZoner.

[Mr.Reality]

Fee Fie Fo Fum
I'm out, but I'm still gonna ***** some
We've already had one questionable vote
Put down the pipe and sniff like regular folk
I smell the blood of a Buddhist nun.

[Mr.Reality]

Deepthroat chicken in a homers lap
Ten more seconds it's neck will snap
Mom's gonna cook some bird tonight
A word of advice: don't eat the thighs
And that's a fact, Jack.

[Dozerdog]

Why weren't you this remotely funny when it counted?

[Mr. Miyagi]

What's the problem MR? What questionable vote are you talking about???

[Brian H]

Chokes like the Dolphins when it counts!

[Mr.Reality]

Originally posted by Dozerdog
Why weren't you this remotely funny when it counted?

Because you needleheads voted for the dick jokes.

Hacks.

[Mr.Reality]

Originally posted by Dozerdog
Why weren't you this remotely funny when it counted?

By the way, 3 out of 4 of your trolls are still playing. Therefore you aren't allowed to post in the excuse/whine thread. Next round, maybe. This round I corner the market on excuses on this block.