Losers excuse thread

[Gazoo]

Fe Fi Fo Fum
LilBry likes to drink ***
From a buddy or self made
He'll drink it like it's Gatorade
Gatorade? Yeah, that's LilBry's fun

[lordofgun]

My shoe came untied.

[LtBillsFan66]

I have no excuse.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by lordofgun
My shoe came untied.

Didn't Tonya Harding say that?

[lordofgun]

What's your point? She's hot.

[Dozerdog]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

Didn't Tonya Harding say that?

No wonder she lost- she was supposed to wear skates, not shoes

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by lordofgun
What's your point? She's hot.

Jeff Gillooly thought so.

And here you go LOG.

[Valerie]

She looks like a two bit tramp!

A woman who works for our sister company met me two years ago and she told me she thought I looked like Tayna. That was the biggest insult anyone has ever given me. I didn't even know what to say to her. I told her I wasn't a piece of white trash and I kept going.

[lordofgun]

She looks like Jack's wife.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
She looks like a two bit tramp!

A woman who works for our sister company met me two years ago and she told me she thought I looked like Tayna. That was the biggest insult anyone has ever given me. I didn't even know what to say to her. I told her I wasn't a piece of white trash and I kept going.

What wrong with that? Tonya is not a terrible looking woman. It's just her background is a bit shady. I'm sure that person didn't mean you're trashy like her.

See for yourselves people.

[Earthquake Enyart]

Tonya has a prettier smile. It's not forced.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Uh-oh.

[Valerie]

I still find being compared to her insulting.

[Earthquake Enyart]

You're lucky if your legs are as nice as hers. Figure skaters have the prettiest legs.

[Valerie]

I've got great legs. I walk all the time. :)