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  • methos4ever
    Registered User
    • Apr 2004
    • 1557

    New Snapper Has a Story



    Good morning!

    It was a typical NFL transaction, announced Tuesday morning, and you can expect it as a small-type item today in many of America's newspapers.

    BUFFALO BILLS — Announced the signing of free-agent long-snapper Garrison Sanborn.

    There's a story behind that sentence.

    Oh, what a story.
  • casdhf
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 17542

    #2
    Re: New Snapper Has a Story

    Does he do magic?
    Originally posted by BillsZone Mod
    cas,

    I'm just letting you know that you have been given 2 points for telling Wys AKA Mark to kill himself.

    BillsZone Mod

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    • THATHURMANATOR
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 69112

      #3
      Re: New Snapper Has a Story

      Originally posted by casdhf
      Does he do magic?
      LOL

      My favorite moment of my season tickets and sitting right on the tunnell was one game Dorenbos was walking by head down and I screamed DORENBOS!!!!!

      He looked up so happy that anyone even knew who he was and looked right at me. I promptly yelled YOU SUCK and he frowned......

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      • billsfanone
        Majored in Home Economics
        • Sep 2008
        • 4317

        #4
        Re: New Snapper Has a Story

        Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
        LOL

        My favorite moment of my season tickets and sitting right on the tunnell was one game Dorenbos was walking by head down and I screamed DORENBOS!!!!!

        He looked up so happy that anyone even knew who he was and looked right at me. I promptly yelled YOU SUCK and he frowned......

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        • billsfanone
          Majored in Home Economics
          • Sep 2008
          • 4317

          #5
          Re: New Snapper Has a Story

          Can he snap the ball through a moving car's windows?

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          • bills&sabresmvf
            Registered User
            • May 2005
            • 254

            #6
            Re: New Snapper Has a Story

            Didn't Dorenbos' father murder his mother? Used magic to help with the pain? I'm glad he's still in the league and playing...what a story

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            • psubills62
              Legendary Zoner
              • Sep 2008
              • 11295

              #7
              Re: New Snapper Has a Story

              Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
              LOL

              My favorite moment of my season tickets and sitting right on the tunnell was one game Dorenbos was walking by head down and I screamed DORENBOS!!!!!

              He looked up so happy that anyone even knew who he was and looked right at me. I promptly yelled YOU SUCK and he frowned......
              Maybe it's just me, but I don't find that very funny.

              And before anyone posts any witty comebacks, I am not Dorenbos or related to him in any way.
              "Misguided political correctness tethers our intellects."
              - Nicholas Cummings

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              • billsfanone
                Majored in Home Economics
                • Sep 2008
                • 4317

                #8
                Re: New Snapper Has a Story

                Originally posted by psubills62
                Maybe it's just me, but I don't find that very funny.

                And before anyone posts any witty comebacks, I am not Dorenbos or related to him in any way.
                Are you Dorenbos' best friend of something?

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                • psubills62
                  Legendary Zoner
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 11295

                  #9
                  Re: New Snapper Has a Story

                  Originally posted by billsfanone
                  Are you Dorenbos' best friend of something?
                  No, I never even heard of the guy until I saw this thread. I just don't find it funny to do that to someone.
                  "Misguided political correctness tethers our intellects."
                  - Nicholas Cummings

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                  • Jan Reimers
                    Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                    • May 2003
                    • 17353

                    #10
                    Re: New Snapper Has a Story

                    Originally posted by psubills62
                    Maybe it's just me, but I don't find that very funny.
                    It's definitely not just you.
                    Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                    • ddaryl
                      Everything I post is sexual inuendo
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 10714

                      #11
                      Re: New Snapper Has a Story

                      Originally posted by psubills62
                      Maybe it's just me, but I don't find that very funny.

                      And before anyone posts any witty comebacks, I am not Dorenbos or related to him in any way.
                      I'm in the same boat... discussing why a player may suck between fans is one thing, but to set up a guy just to rip him down seems a bit cruel...

                      but, on the other hand if the guy is getting paid 10 million a year and sucks well then fire away...

                      I guess I am a bit of hypocrite in the "you suck" engagement

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                      • THATHURMANATOR
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 69112

                        #12
                        Re: New Snapper Has a Story

                        Originally posted by billsfanone
                        Are you Dorenbos' best friend of something?
                        ITs gotta be

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                        • THATHURMANATOR
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 69112

                          #13
                          Re: New Snapper Has a Story

                          Originally posted by ddaryl
                          I'm in the same boat... discussing why a player may suck between fans is one thing, but to set up a guy just to rip him down seems a bit cruel...

                          but, on the other hand if the guy is getting paid 10 million a year and sucks well then fire away...

                          I guess I am a bit of hypocrite in the "you suck" engagement
                          BOOOO HOOOOOO The guy was making hundreds of thousands of dollars to snap a football I think he got over this.

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                          • THATHURMANATOR
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 69112

                            #14
                            Re: New Snapper Has a Story

                            Originally posted by bills&sabresmvf
                            Didn't Dorenbos' father murder his mother? Used magic to help with the pain? I'm glad he's still in the league and playing...what a story
                            Who knows.

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                            • The Spaz
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 19066

                              #15
                              Re: New Snapper Has a Story

                              Originally posted by psubills62
                              Maybe it's just me, but I don't find that very funny.

                              And before anyone posts any witty comebacks, I am not Dorenbos or related to him in any way.
                              I agree.

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