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    SEMIFINALS: BillC vs. LOG

    SEMIFINALS: BillC vs. LOG

    Round 3 will be a combo round. It will consist of limericks, one-liners, yo' momma jokes, freestyle, and 8-mile.

    • By now you should know what a limerick is.
    • A one-liner should be just one sentence long.
    • Yo' momma jokes should be original, not looked up on the internet.
    • 8-mile style should be a rap-style rhyming insult. Medium length. You don't have to make up choruses and crap if you don't want. Just make it funny and insulting.
    • FREESTYLE is anything you want.

      There will be a total of 5 insult posts per contestant. Contestants will alternate posts in the fashion below:

      Here is how the SEMIFINAL round will go:

      1st post from each contestant: FreeStyle
      2nd post from each contestant: yo' momma jokes
      3rd post from each contestant: limerick
      4th post from each contestant: one-liner
      5th post from each contestant: 8-mile style

      IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY what is instructed in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed or pictures inserted which are not a part of a limerick, one-liner, etc..

      And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

      LOG will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)






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    It's not easy insulting an alias. I mean seriously, have some cahones if you're going to play. If BillsOwnAll didn't hide behind an alias, you shouldn't need to.

    But...

    When a retard named Dozerdog is behind the mask, it's easier.

    When a walking tub of Crisco tries to insult you, it doesn't hurt as much.

    When a "man" that's uglier than Eb and Patrick put together calls you names, it kinda just rolls off your back.

    When a butt-face with a superiority complex rivaled only by the size of the blockage in his arteries "opens up a can of whoop-a$$", you tend to feel so sorry for the poor idiot, that you let him kick you a few times before you destroy him. Wouldn't want to damage his ego too severely.

    When someone more than twice your age tries to insult you, it doesn't really bother you. He'll be dead soon anyway.

    The guy's a harmless little bug.

    So I'll let him feel all cozy and safe behind his BillC character while I methodically tear him to pieces.

    Oh yeah, and since you all love homosexual jokes...

    Dozer's gay.

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    Hey LoG-
    What gave me away being Gay? Did my dick taste like S**t?


    ....'bout time you were a victim of your own cruel games.....

    You FINALLY got around to fixing the multiple quote feature! How long was that, 4 months? Let me test it out for you and see if it works…..


    Originally posted by mchurchfie
    Log sucks, ‘nuff said :church:
    Originally posted by Mike32282
    BREAKING NEWS!!! - Log sucks!
    Originally posted by Art Wander
    Don’t get me started! - Log sucks!
    Originally posted by honey
    I’m Sorry, Log- but you suck!
    Originally posted by The Historian

    1992- Log sucked
    1993- Log still sucked
    1994- Log continued to suck
    1995- Log sucked, but not as bad as he did in 1994
    1996- Log’s suckiest year to date.
    1997- Became the Buffalo Bills all time suck leader
    Originally posted by BironsGirl43
    OMG! Log sucks! LOL!
    Originally posted by Shelby
    That :angry:ing Log! He sucks copiously!
    Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
    How Apropos. Log sucks……
    Originally posted by Ebenezer
    Things that I think suck…..

    1) NASCAR
    2) Joe Millionaire
    3) Rap Music
    4) Jennifer Aniston
    5) Log
    Originally posted by clumping platelets
    Log Clump
    Originally posted by Jaded 7
    Hello my dear…

    Thanks for not picking me up at the airport before the draft party……
    You suck! :j7:
    Originally posted by Patrick76777
    Gawd! You really suck, man! Sucking this bad, I find it very hard to believe you never went to West Seneca West!
    Originally posted by Brian H
    You sucked so bad, I had to create my own site!
    Originally posted by Ingtar33


    lordofgun scouting report-

    Footwork-sucks
    40 time- sucked really bad
    Cone drill- sucked. The cones won.
    Vertical leap- You could barely slip 2 sheets of paper between his feet and the ground. That really sucks.
    This guy couldn’t bench press a mop handle. You really have to suck to accomplish this.

    Originally posted by The Cincinnati Bengals
    With the first pick in the 2004 NFL Draft, we proudly select… from Elmira, NY….LordofGun!
    Originally posted by Wys Guy
    You suck more than Kevin Gilbride, Drew Bledsoe, and Willis McGahee combined!

    Just look at the last two rounds. This blind faith of everyone on this board in your ability to insult people really baffles me. Take away the 2nd and 4th insult against Ebenezer in round one and there is no way your insults were remotely funny.

    Another point of concern is your inability to hold a lead vs. Patrick in round 2. Three times you held a 4 vote lead only to surrender it late. This means only one thing! Your defensive coaching sucks. Until this is rectified, your insults will be marginal at best.
    Originally posted by Tim Connolly
    Welcome to Suckville

    Originally posted by badspanish
    El señor Lordofgun, yo nunca he visto que alguien chupa como este usted es un pollo.
    Originally posted by bduff54
    i think u suck wors than Mario in feberary
    Originally posted by France
    Monsieur LordofGun…

    We enjoy your sense of humor. For your contributions to comedie’, we will award you with the Jerry Lewis Medal D’honour
    Originally posted by Bogus Trumper
    I want to bear your children

    Originally posted by Mr Miyagi
    You suck worse than diaper rash
    Originally posted by Rick Serafin
    You suck worse than www.sabresinsider.com
    Originally posted by TypicalBill
    You suck way the hell over here.
    Originally posted by Al Jezeera
    You are original, witty, and refreshing! A Breath of fresh air! Two Thumbs up!
    Originally posted by Scott Peterson
    Sucks being you.
    Originally posted by Little Lordofgun Jr
    Dad? Are you positive I don't look like the mailman?
    Originally posted by Josh Mora
    I hear you like gay jokes. What are you doing Friday night?
    Originally posted by Chris Watson
    Welcome to my world…..

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    Yo' momma looks like Jim Brinson with leprosy.

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    Ony one? Yo' Momma raised a kid so lazy, I'm suprised you ain't the one wearing the diaper on this board!

    Yo' Momma is so fat, when she hops in the tub, the water levels in the toilets around Elmira rise.

    Yo' Mommas so fat, while making love your daddy has to tie a two- by- four to his ass so he won't fall in!

    Yo' Momma is soooo ugly.............................

    Peanut Gallery Thread

    HOW UGLY IS SHE?
    ...................she's uglier than If I shaved Dozer's ass and taught him to walk backwards.!!!!!!!!!!

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    How do you know that I'm gay?
    Dozer asked on draft party day.
    You had too much swill
    You were all over Phil
    'Til Jaded got in the way.

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    There once was a network named Empire
    Which LoG watched with a burning desire
    His favorite anchor was Josh Mora
    Whom he sent a bouquet of fresh flora
    And who's children he wanted to sire!

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    The only difference between dozer and air is about 5 inches.

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    The one complaint you will never hear in the LordofGun household-"Who left the seat up?"

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    LOG in da hizouse comin' to represent all my oppressed bruthas from tha zone ghetto.

    Dazy has been...
    51 years in the making
    after 29 years of faking
    She told me she was there for the taking
    Cuz she wuz getting tired of baking...

    Dozer's Cholesterol-free food
    Here, chew on this piece of wood
    I'm sure it tastes just as good
    I hope a fat clot takes you outta this hood.

    Dozer can't even make kids
    even if he did they'd die of SIDS

    Says he got tested
    Says he was molested
    Says he accidentally ingested
    his own sperm which was accidentally infested

    excuses excuses excuses...

    CHORUS:
    Dozer making fun of me's crazy
    He can't even make a baby
    It's not just the fact that he's lazy
    I think there's something wrong with Dazy

    24 hours a day at the Zone
    You're forgetting the sound of a voice tone
    You don't even know if your wife's home
    You don't even know if she's alone
    She's not alone. She's getting owned.

    He says his dogs are his offspring
    Too bad their life span is only in the teens
    Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you like paws
    But they'll be dead before you hit menopause

    Just keep telling yourself you feel fulfilled.

    CHORUS:
    Dozer making fun of me's crazy
    He can't even make a baby
    It's not just the fact that he's lazy
    I think there's something wrong with Dazy

    No matter the excuse
    If life's a train, he's not even the caboose.
    If life's a plane, he jumped out without a chute.
    If he complains one more time, I think I'm gonna puke.
    It's no fluke
    You were born without game
    You were born lame
    You were born without a last name. Bizastard.

    You need to go talk to a pastor
    Ask him if there's any way you can see your maker faster
    Your life's a disaster

    CHORUS:
    Dozer making fun of me's crazy
    He can't even make a baby
    It's not just the fact that he's lazy
    I think there's something wrong with Dazy

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    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real LordofGun please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real LordofGun please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here. Don’t make me ban you.

    Y'all act like you never seen a mesh hat before
    Jaws all on the floor like Shelby , like Churchie just burst in the door
    and started kissin her ass worse than before- hearin – Y’alls mating calls
    LoG don’t mean to be a bore……He’s a ZoneBuck whore

    I'm LordofGun , yes I'm the real LoG
    My wiener drips something that looks like egg nog
    So won't the real LordofGun please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?

    Feminist women love JimmyP
    "LordofGun, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
    Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so reatrded though!"
    Yeah, He’s probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose
    But no worse, than what's goin on in BillC’s Lincoln bedrooms

    I'm LordofGun , yes I'm the real LoG
    I’m living in this internet world in a big electronic fog
    So won't the real LordofGun please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?


    Sometimes, Jim Brinson just wanna get on TV and just let loose,
    but it's cool for LoG to hump a dead moose
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time BOA hits fourth grade
    They got the Zone’s Private Forum don't they?

    I'm LordofGun , yes I'm the real LoG
    Leeching off the hard work of TypicalBill, nbf, Typ0 & Dozerdog
    So won't the real LordofGun please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?

    Elmira is the town that gave us Tommy Hilfiger
    But LoG’s the only guy wearing polyester in Extra-bigger
    Riding the adult trike, with his boy toy named Mike,
    Sleeping in together and spooning he’s psyched!

    I'm LordofGun , yes I'm the real LoG
    Jaded’s my Miss Piggy and I’m her Kermit the Frog
    So won't the real LordofGun please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?

    LordofGun has shown the world his stuff….
    But like George Costanza eating the muff…
    gets the tap on the shoulder…enough is enough…
    time for a relief pitcher….. take a seat on the bench
    next to Ebenezer and Patrick … you made them your wench
    These penis size jokes got me in a stitch
    Let me help you out measuring that you bitch!



    I'm LordofGun , yes I'm the real LoG
    Kickin’ whitey’s heinie for going analog
    So won't the real LordofGun please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?



    WORD!

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    Good game Billy Boy.

    Voting's open til 12 midnight eastern time.

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    It's over already?

    That was a hoot!


    Good Job, LoG!

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    I think you're automatically DQ'd for saying "That was a hoot!"

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    Damn you LoG!!!!

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    This wasn't even close BillC won after the quotes!




    For all the education and practice each of us undergoes, the achievment of mastery is ultimately the outcome of a personal quest for understanding.

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    Nothing more pathetic than pasty white boys rapping.

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    You're not an eminem fan???

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    Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
    Nothing more pathetic than pasty white boys rapping.



    I agree.

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    Originally posted by lordofgun
    You're not an eminem fan???
    Eminem is from da hood.

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